Choni One Shots

Incorrect Quotes

Ok I know I haven't been updating much and I'm sorry. Don't kill me! Killing me won't be swag at all. Anyways, the main reason for that is because I didn't get no ideas except for a few little conversations that I thought were funny but can't real go anywhere. I guess you can say it's a couple of incorrect quotes. Anyways, really sorry again. Enjoy!

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*In Walmart*

Walmart worker *over loud speaker*: Can Cheryl Blossom please pick up their child at register three.

Cheryl's thoughts: I don't have a child wtf?

*walks to register three*

Toni: Babe! There you are!

Cheryl: Sir this is my fiancé. Who apparently also is a child.

Toni; not caring that they are talking abt her: Don't ever leave me again! I thought you got kidnapped!

Cheryl: *eye roll*

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Toni: Are you a parking ticket?

Cheryl, confused: Um...no?

Toni: Because you got fine written all over you.

Cheryl: That was stupid.

*silence*

Cheryl: Kiss me.

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Penelope: Fuck those Serpents!

Cheryl: I'm trying!

Jughead: Fuck those red-headed Blossoms!

Toni: I'm trying!

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Toni: Are you a car?

Cheryl: No?

Toni: Because I wanna take you for a long ride *smirks*

Cheryl: Toni we are at a funeral.

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That's all I can think of rn lol but lmk if you want me to do more I'll try and think of more

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