What's wrong with Levi's Secretary ? [Levi x Reader]

12

"Ugh !!"

The guest pushes (Y/n) aside and makes their way inside her tidy apartment, "Where is he ? Where ?!" Then, the guest starts rummaging through (Y/n)'s house, including her wardrobe, "Come on, where is he ?!!"

"YOU !" The guest shoves her finger on (Y/n)'s chest, "Tell me where he is ! I saw Levi come here with my own eyes !"

"Ms. Ral.." (Y/n) smiles, "Vice president Ackerman already left half an hour ago ? Didn't you see him ?"

"No ! Moreover, what are you to him, to make him come here at this hour ? Huh ?"

Petra glances around, seeing (Y/n)'s tiny and tidy apartment, "And what were you two doing in a place like this ?"

"Ms. Ral, about vice president and me, we're not what you think you are."

"If there's really nothing," Petra pouts, "then why won't he.."

"Why won't he sleep with you ?"

"Y-yes."

The secretary inhales, "'Then who is he sleeping with, if not me ?' That's what you want to know, isn't it ?"

"..." Petra purses her lips, too afraid to admit it.

"No one. He sleeps with no one. He just had a drink, went home, and slept by himself. That, if he actually sleeps, cause he's got insomnia."

(Y/n) crosses her arms, 'I wonder who taught her to behave like this..'

"Oh yeah ? How do you know that much about my Levi ?"

Once again, (Y/n) calls Petra by her last name, "Ms. Ral.. I have two things to tell you." Her voice is deadly calm, hiding something underneath the composed intonation, "One, vice president Ackerman does not belong to you. If anyone, he still belongs to his mother. Two, I'm five years older than you."

"H..huh ?"

(Y/n) takes a dangerous step closer to Petra, "So let's use honorifics, alright ?"

"A-alright.." the ginger haired lady gulps in fear.

Petra earns a soft pat on her back along with a comforting laugh from (Y/n), "So, have you ever met the vice president one-on-one ?" The secretary intrigued

"No.."

"Then has he ever allowed you to touch him ?"

"Well, no.."

"Mr. Ackerman goes to a social gathering every other Tuesdays and Thursdays if his schedule allows it. For networking. In other words, it's really just for business. You are one of the invitees to the Tuesday gathering and there are other girls who go to the Thursday ones."

Petra stares at (Y/n) with a gaped mouth.

"And one of the girls from the Thursday club asked me the same thing as you did just now. But Mr. Ackerman found out, and he cut her off right away."

"Now, do you understand ?"

"Y-yes Ms. (L/n)."

She exhales, "In the past ten years, I've worked with him. I can assure you that Mr. Ackerman has never dated anyone, not a single person."

"Of course there were rumors, yes, but he's never dated or slept with any one of them."

"No way.. how can there be a man like that ?" Petra sulks, before stealing a glance at (Y/n), "Don't tell me.."

"Nope. He's not dating me."

Petra's eyes widened, "Then.."

"Andd.. no, he's not gay either. He's just.. someone who can never be in a relationship. Because..."

"Because..?"

"Because he just loves cleaning so damn much ! Aside from that, he's quite arrogant !" (Y/n) clarified, "so no one will fall for him and match his standards."

She glares at Petra with a look that says 'now you heard me bitch'.

"Do you know what the first thing he said to me when I first met him ?"

Petra grew curious, "What is it ?"

---FLASHBACK 10 YEARS AGO---

"Cheers for Ackerman Company !"

"Welcome to the group, Ms. (L/n) !"

"Ah thank you ! I'll be in your care !"

Cheers and joy and the sound of wine filled glass' clanking with each other filled the table where the new employee and her new work friends sat.

(Y/n), the newbie, was gulping down her wine when someone took a seat beside her.

"Oi brat, got a name ?" The man with a pair of mancing steel blue eyes asked the newbie.

'Rude much..?'

"I'm (L/n) (Y/n)."

"Well, Ms. (L/n). Do you know who I am ?"

"Yes ! You're the Chairman Kenny Ackerman's nephew, you're the vice president of this company, sir !"

Levi went silent for a while, "Tch. You don't even know me that well even though you're an official employee. You should at least know basic things about who you work for."

"But.. aren't you the vice president-"

"I'm Humanity' s Strongest. I can make any company and enterprises bow down before my feet. That's why I'm a perfect in my position, and I'm far better at cleaning than every janitor in this office."

".......?"

---END OF FLASHBACK---

"It was like.. as if the entire world ought to know him !" (Y/n) finished telling Petra about her first meeting with Levi.

"I know, right ?? I thought so too.."

The two end up having a nice chat, talking about Levi behind his back.

"But that's what every girl finds so sexy about him.." Petra sighs dreamily.

"You still haven't come around to it, have you ? He may be rich and look perfect, but he doesn't care about anyone but germs. So, Ms. Ral, you should find a guy who genuinely loves you."

The ginger haired lady nods sadly, "Aww I'm touched. Anyways, I should go now. Bye Ms. (L/n) !"

"Yeah, have a safe ride home !"

---BACK TO HANJI'S HOUSE---

"You really think it was a rejection ?"

Hanji nods, this time there's a band aid on her forehead as a result of Levi's rage earlier, "Well, duh.. of course it was. It might seem unbelievable, but in my opinion, yes."

"Alright, so.." She clasps her hands together like a praying mantis, "..Ms. (L/n) is smart and competent."

"Right."

"But let's be honest, you can find a secretary like her any day. Besides, I've seen her resume. It wasn't all that impressive."

Levi slumps in his seat, "They mean nothing as long as she's competent."

"The point is.. I need her."