Derek: FUCK YOU HOTPOCKET
Derek: call 'im hotpocket bc hes a hottie I wanna put in my pocket 🤤
Y/n: .. WHAT.
Emily: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAY EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN SHUT UP EW🤨😡
Hotch: I'm in a good mood you're lucky
Hotch: but dont ever say that ever again bestie
Garcia: Derek PLZ ur not helping urself at all
JJ: WAOT WHAT THE FUCK DEREK LMAO
Derek: :/ is anyone disagreeing?
Y/n: YES??? WE DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT SOUNDS SUS🤨🤨🤨
Emily: is derek saying he wants to bottom for bossman😟😟
JJ: 😃😄😃 WHAT.
Derek: HOW TF DID THAT ?? WHAT??😡😡😡
Emily: "a hottie I wanna put in my pocket" really could mean two things :/ nasty ☹
JJ: EMILY NEBEJDJ 😭😭
Hotch: I have no words once again I am speechless. Derek I am begging you, stop!☺
Derek: begging.. yeah no I wouldnt be the bottom <3
Emily: HOTCH PLEASE PUT HIM IN TIMEOUT ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS PLEASE I AM LITERALLY CRYING AND NOT FROM LAUGHTER I THOUGHT I WAS BAD OMG💀💀
Y/n: ^ trauma.
Reid: Derek you really sound like you gotta crush on Hotch:/ kinda fruity
Derek: I got a crush on everyone pretty boy 😖😖
Reid: Hotch, put him on timeout please.
Emily: ^^ glad we can agree
Derek: am I being put on timeout for being a bad boy?🤤
Y/n: I CANNOT I CANT. NO NO NO.😭😭😭 ITS GOING FOR 430AM I CANT YOU DO TOO MUCH MORGAN.
JJ: am I reading this with my own eyeballs rn I stg what
Reid: I have a feeling he keeps doing this because he gets reactions out of it.
Derek: 🔔🔔🔔DING DING DING
Derek: it is FUNNY.
Hotch: what the fuck did I just read
Derek: that you're a bottom 🖕🏾
Hotch: timeout.
Emily: PERIOD HOTCHYPOO FIRE HIM AS WELL
Derek: STOP TRYING TO GET ME FIRED WHAT THE FUCK😡😡😡
Hotch: I'm afraid to remove him because of his comment:/
Derek: 😖😖 remove me I've been. a bad boy
Hotch: you've been a menace to society is what you've been.
Emily: PLEASE😭😭😭 DEREK STOP IT UR GROSS
Y/n: I cannot mentally handle this rn we have work soon
8:10AM
Derek: AYO??? BOSSMAN??? WHY IS THERE MORE PAPERWORK ON MY MFING DESK??🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: :)
Emily: LMAO GET FUCKED L🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Y/n: DID HE REALLY LMAO
Derek: I have 13 extra reports :| wtf☹
Hotch: you made it weird for me to remove you so I simply compensated. Have fun!!
JJ: whys reid eating a jar of nutella rn?
Rossi: he looks happy
Reid: I am! I'm doing work and eating nutella!👾
Hotch: For breakfast?
Reid: mhm!
Hotch: alright just dont get it on your paperwork okay?
Reid: gotcha!👾
Derek: when he bosses us around😍😍 dilf energy 🥰
Y/n: almost as if hes our boss or smth idk
Derek: AARON HOTCHNER GET AWAY FROM MY DESK WITH THOSE REPORTS RN AYO FJCK ODJEBEBWK ATSOP SYO🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🏾
Emily: IM GONNA PISS MYSELF I CANNOT IM SLEEP DEPRIVED THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Y/n: emily
Emily: ????
Y/n: why
Derek: what happened?
Reid: Why is there a dildo on the ceiling? I thought Strauss removed it?
JJ: there isnt..?
Y/n: 😟 guys..
Hotch: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.
Hotch: wait why is it rainbow
Emily: Pride month!!🎉🎉
Derek: oh my god🤨
Garcia: ..festive..?
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
