Rossi: yes
Hotch: I'm putting it in your office I don't want it tf
Rossi: 🍿 is good for the soul
Derek: say less omw to your office gilf
Emily: why do you flirt with anything that breathes 😟
Derek: why NOT🐅
Y/n: but why
Hotch: theres fucking butter on my paperwork ????????? why why why why why why
Reid: I'll help you clean it.
Emily: damn yummy paper 💃🏻💃🏻 tasty
Hotch: rossi you dummy you're lucky they were old
Rossi: sorry :(
Hotch: it's okay I GUESS
Derek: this popcorn bussin asf😫😫 nut worthy 💦💦💦
Emily: what the fuck.
JJ: it is pretty good
Y/n: rt bestie ^
Derek: thanks papa rossi😍😍
Rossi: welcome kiddos!
Hotch: yeah okay it is whatever
Reid: why would you put nuts on popcorn ?👾
Y/n: dont nut in the popcorn.
Derek: 🍿💦
Emily: nut=cum. It's so good hes gonna cum in his lil panties
Hotch: EMILY
Reid: ..oh
Emily: HE NEEDS TO LEARN SOMEDAY
Derek: I DONT WEAR PANTIES FUCK YOU 👹🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: Lacey pink ones def
Derek: I DONT.🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: suspicious
Y/n: 💀💀 PLEASE
Emily:
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Look at him. He wears panties.
Derek: STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF ME WHORE🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: BIGHEAD
Derek: FU K YOU🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
Hotch: Children, please
Emily: Sorry Dad🙄
Derek: yeah sorry daddy 😫😫
Emily: FUCKING QUEER STOP 👹
Hotch: Derek I am asking you nicely to cut it out wtf lmao
Rossi: why is he like this why
Derek: damn 💔💔 heart been broke so many times
Emily: faggot stfu 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️
JJ: NOT THE SLURS STOP IT.
Emily: I CAN SAY IT. ITS FUNNY HA HA LAUGH
Y/n: bestie ur funny af always
Emily: omg loml😍😍😇
Rossi: I feel like I'm not allowed to
Hotch: you're not, don't. You straightie.
Reid: ^ yeah
Garcia: I made cookies!!! 🍪
Derek: nut x2💦💦💦
Emily: and IM the adopted one? Ok.
Y/n: 😭😭 I can't JEBEHEJS
Hotch: wait wtf wheres my tie??
Derek: how tf do you not realize someone took your tie off ?? Lmao
Rossi: he walked in my office not wearing one?
Emily: yeah no one took ur tie off lmao
Hotch: nvm I did myself so it didnt get in the butter oops☺ my bad!
Derek: daddy dilf confusing af
Hotch: shut the fuck up !😊
Emily: 💀💀💀
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
