Hotch: I'm not old fuck you.
JJ: You guys broke our superior
Emily: superior? Why you gotta say it like that😟🤨
JJ: hes our boss..?
Derek: bau daddy dilf^^ is what she meant to say
Y/n: tbf..
Garcia:
Ball of sunshine:)
Derek: dont change the subject 🤨
JJ: I like that photo
Emily: me too free porn
Derek: 😟? Dawg-
Y/n: .. em please😭
Hotch: I have no words. Speechless.
Emily: then WHY are you talking?🤨
Hotch: Because I can, shut the fuck up
Y/n: YO HOTCH???😟 WHY AGGRESSIVE??
Derek: daddy dom
Emily: EW STOP WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU😭😭
JJ: ^ fr wtf derek💀
Derek: calling it how I see it🤬🤬
Reid: that is fruity.
Hotch: Derek. I am begging you to stop.
Derek: begging? Damn so NOT a daddy dom 🧐
Emily: YOURE SICK, FIRE HIM.🤬
Derek: not you tryna get me fired under any excuse 🙄 ugh fan behavior
Garcia: CHOCOLATE THUNDER WHAT THE FUCK Ö
JJ: literally 💃🏼
Rossi: I'm uncomfortable
Y/n: second that^ not derek trying to get fired 😔
Hotch: :)
Emily: ???
Derek: HE FUCKING GAVE ME MORE PAPERWORK WHAT THE FUCK BOSSMAN🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🏾
Emily: LMAO, L💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Y/n: morgan you deserve that ngl wtf💀💀
JJ: :/^^
Hotch: Stop being inappropriate towards me. It's unprofessional and gross.
Derek: giving me.. switch vibes 🧐
Reid: Hets, shaking my head.
Derek: [Changed 'Hotch' to 'Bau dilf']
Emily: hes gonna yell at you 💀💀
JJ: well deserved if so
Y/n: it's a little bit funny..
Derek: Y/N A REAL ONE RIDE OR DIE🤬🤬
Bau dilf: Derek. What is wrong with you?
Derek: emotionally or..?
Emily: 💀💀💀 PLEASE.
Bau dilf: [changed 'Bau dilf' to 'Hotch']
Derek: woooooww way to kill the mood 🧟♂️ arreghhhh. Booooo
Hotch: dont you have like 20 reports to do? 😒 LMAO. They won't do themselves
Emily: TWENTY OMG 😭😭
Garcia: he deserves more💀 tf
Hotch: hmm.. alright
Derek: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DESK WHAT THE FU K🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: too funny😂😂 LMAO
Reid: 👾 :)))))
Y/n: Spence lol
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
