Aqua POV
Unknown Number: hey I got your number from Chandler it's Malik
Me: who?
Unknown Number: the guy who took a body shot off of you
Me: oh hey
BodyShotGuy: yeah haha I'm Malik
Me: I'm Aqua
BodyShotGuy: you must be Leah's friend
Me: yes how do you know her
BodyShotGuy: she likes my best friend lol I met her a few times
Me: ahh okay chill
BodyShotGuy: so wanna go out for coffee
Me: we were just at a party last night plus Starbucks is closed today
BodyShotGuy: my sister owns a better coffee shop
Me: what is it called
BodyShotGuy: 28
Me: OMG
Me: THATS LIKE THE BUSIEST COFFEE SHOP IN TOWN
BodyShotGuy: yeah we'll we are better than Starbucks
Me: they say that but I never tried 28
BodyShotGuy: we'll 28 stays open all night cause people always comes for coffee
Me: noice man
BodyShotGuy: what? Lol
Me: it means nice
"Would you get the fuck off the phone bitch and help me!" Joey said.
"I was texting a hot guy who could get me in 28 tonight." I said turning my phone off.
"My STD crisis is worse." Joey said freaking out.
"That's what you get for sucking too much dick hoe." Leah said coming into the living room.
"Awe you know my name." Joey said.
"Anywho why do you think you have an STD?" I asked.
"Because my ex has it and we had sex a lot!" Joey screamed.
"Oh m G did you know they have a lemon emoji?" Leah laughed.
"Dumbass." Joey said.
"I wouldn't be talking Herpienotic."
"Tight pussy"
"Loose ass"
"Tater tits"
"Pencil dick"
"Gasp you bitch." Joey said covering his mouth.
This is gonna be a long night.
Morgan: -new picture message-
Me: how does my vagina taste?
Me: yeah bitch he ate out.
