I'm avoiding Jasper. I know I know. I should just talk bout it. But it just feels weird. I mean, what if he doesn't want to be my friend? Also I think I'm going grocery shopping. I need some distraction and what are the possibilities that Jasper will be there at the exact same time?
*time skip*
He was there.
Tho it wasn't awkward. I just pretended like I didn't see him. I was very believable.
* Jasper's POV *
I saw Jasmine when I was "grocery shopping". I think she was trying to avoid me. It was totally unbelievable. Maybe I'll text her. It's easier to communicate by text.
(Jasper) Hello Jasmine.
(Jasmine) Hello moron!
(Jasper) What's up?
(Jasmine) Nothing much. You?
(Jasper) Same.
(Jasmine) Ok this is so awkward it's hurting my eyes to watch our conversation. Maybe let's meet up in an hour?
(Jasper) Sure.
(Jasmine) Btw did u know octopuses eat noodles?
(Jasper) no they don't?
(Jasper) Are you an idiot or what?
(Jasmine) You're right. They don't. And I obviously am so🙄
(Jasper) Why am I even talking to you.
(Jasmine) Because I'm amazing, handsome, lovely, beautiful, flawless, funny, smart and without me in your life it would suck.
(Jasper) It would
(Jasmine) Jasperrr you can't do this to me again
(Jasper) Do what?
(Jasmine) never minddd
(Jasper) tho you're still an egomaniac
(Jasmine) At least people like me!
(Jasper) My family loves me more!
(Jasmine) That was fricking below the belt.
(Jasper) I just told the truth.
(Jasmine) You look ugly!
(Jasper) Seriously? You're going that low?
(Jasmine) I just told the truth😏🙄
(Jasper) I'm done here.
(Jasmine) No one cares.
Could someone remind me why I'm still friends with her? Anyone?
"Because you have an obvious crush on her?"
What the-. Oh. It's that mind reading weirdo.
"Hey!"
Sorry not sorry. And I don't have an obvious crush on her!
"Sure bud whatever helps you sleep at night."
"Get out of my room Edward!"
"Already going lover boy."
"Ugh-"
I hate living in the same house as him.
"So you do have a crush on her?"
"What- NO I DON'T ALICE!"
"Geez no need to yell. I knew it anyway."
I- ughhhhh
"Wait Jasper has a crush on Jasmine?"
What- Emmet no!
"Don't worry Jas, we knew it anyway. Let's go Emmet."
Seriously Rosalie?
Okey you know what? I'm done here.
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