A partridge in a pear tree

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I found Meredith. My goddess, my aphrodite, my fair sun on Christmas day. 

Now, that's what you call a Christmas miracle.

So what did any freak with a zombie kink do, I ran to Meredith and hugged her. Her fresh blood-stained hair left stains on my chin, her whole body fit perfectly into my body. 

She was perfect.

She was finally mine.

Wait. 

Did I really want to die from hugging Meredith? 

No. There were many other hot zombie girls roaming the planet that I can explore, I don't want death.

What an idiot I was to sacrifice my life for a hug. 

Fucking moron I was.

Why was? Well, if you are reading this, I'm probably dead. But I died a martyr for love, fuck cupid. I'm your new best thing in this apocalypse. 

But if you do (miraculously) see a skinny white zombie boy, with curly hair and a beauty spot near the mouth. Do me a favour before you kill me. 

Let me touch your chest. 

I think I'm going to develop a human kink.

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