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kura
MARRIAGE?
imagine little yoonmis running around oh my god

mimi
I SAID MARRIED NOT PREGNANT
and besides
wouldn't they be little half jeno and half yoonmis 🥺

ahrin
hey mimi
don't jinx your relationship

choa
^^
i'm telling you right now, i'm going to laugh in ur face if u two break up

mimi
u guys are so negative please
oh yeah
we also decided to go public with our relationship

kura
WHAT

choa
me and my boyfriend are trendsetters 💅

mimi
shut up
anyway
we're not making a big deal about it like you two

ahrin
what if people don't like it
and bully you :(

mimi
i can handle that

kura
i'll kill them.
why do they care anyway
it's none of their business

choa
unni ur fans are the exact same
i dare you to say you're in a relationship

kura
not they're not
they would be happy for me

choa
we'll see when you announce your relationship with taeyong.

kura
you want to die, don't you

matchmaking

yangyang
copycats

jisung
??

yangyang
look at jeno and yoon's instagrams
they informally announced their relationship 🙄

choa
it's okay babe
they can't beat us

mimi
it's not a competition?

jisung
everything is a competition

chenle
wow so you guys are dating dating...
congratulations 🎉

jisung
would they be fake dating then 😐

hendery
u never know...

hyuck
who do you guys think you are announcing ur relationships anyway
celebrities??

xiaojun
i mean...

mark
i think it's cute!!

mimi
i think ur cute

boyfriend <3
i just told over a million people we're dating and now you're flirting with mark in front of me...

mimi
correct

xiaojun
to be fair, mark is fair game
even for people in relationships
he's just too cute to resist

mark
dude what

chenle
you are so right.
i love u mark

hyuck
i told u to leave her jeno
she's clearly a horrible girlfriend

mimi
shush u just want him to yourself 😒

hyuck
ME? want jeno?
you could not be more wrong

mimi
well i doubt it's me that you want
unless...

jisung
haechan be honest
do you like yoonmi noona ...

jun
oh not this again

shotaro
i'm getting dejavu

mimi
hyuck
is there something you'd like to say?
don't worry, i'll reject u nicely <3

xiaojun
yeah we're waiting

hyuck
i'm literally about to throw up
please don't ever imply something like that again.

hendery
okay yoonmi's not THAT terrible

mimi
thanks dery 😢
it's a good thing you don't like me then hyuck
bc i was lying about rejecting you nicely...

jun
enough of hyuck's love life
we need to launch a full investigation into kura and taeyong...

choa
EXACTLY
those two are so suspicious

jisung
isn't she in this gc

kura
🤨
are you guys talking about me

jun
shit

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