Peace Is Just As Blind Incorrect Quotes

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Despair Disease time, I have a plan for certain characters but what about You guys? What would your character's disease be?

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Kajo: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Kajo: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Kiyoi: ok I just bought two boxes of coffee who drank them allShiroi : I don't think anyone drank any coffee from I knowLuna: [walking into the room with the last cup of coffee] oh hey what's up you two?Kiyoi: Luna you drank all the coffee didn't youLuna: [with a creepy smile] yes do you have a problem with that :)Both of them: *sweat drop* no Luna

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Amari, trying to cheer Senmoka up: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Senmoka: How can you still say that?
Amari: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Goman: I actually have a black belt.
Joseph: In what, karate?
Goman: No, from Gucci.

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Shaisho: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Igarashi: I think you mean cards.
Shaisho, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Kajo: So are we flirting right now?
Shaisho: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Kajo: That doesn't answer my question

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*The squad right before Amari's wedding*
Yasuda: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Moyasu: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Senmoka: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Kiyoi: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Igarashi, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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