Peace Is Just As Blind Incorrect Quotes

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(I got bored)

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Yasuda: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Amari: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Yasuda: No! Four to five seconds!
Amari, already cuddling Yasuda: Too late!!!

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[The Two Talking About Yasuda's Family]
Yasuda: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Amari: Really? Name one law
Yasuda: Don't kill people?
Amari: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Amari, hugging Yasuda tightly: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Yasuda: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Moyasu: Okay, help me please!
Senmoka: Got two words for you.
Moyasu: I bet they won't be helpful.
Senmoka: Your problem.
Moyasu: I was right

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Yasuda: You love me, right, Amari?
Amari: Normally, I'd say yes without *any* hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Amari: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Yasuda: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Amari:
Amari: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Shiroi: How petty can you get?
Senmoka: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Moyasu: I can explain.
Senmoka: Can you?
Moyasu: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Amari: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Moyasu: What's that?
Amari: You've never had leftovers???
Moyasu: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Amari: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Yasuda: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Amari: Stop listening to your Father about jail.  

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[An hour before the previous one]
Yasuda: Am I going too far?
Amari: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Yasuda: Is something burning?
Amari: Just my love for you.
Yasuda, completely red: A-Amari, th-the toaster is on fire.

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Yasuda: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Amari: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Yasuda: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Moyasu: edible

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Amari: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Yasuda: I'm a fucking knife.
Senmoka, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

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Amari: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Senmoka: Just rip the bandage off.
Amari: It's Yasuda.
Senmoka: Put the bandage back on.

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Yasuda: Amari and I don't use pet names.
Senmoka: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Yasuda: Honey?
Amari: Yes, dear?
Yasuda:
Senmoka: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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(I don't know why, but i want to make Senmoka and Yasuda hate each other a little)