Peace Is Just As Blind Incorrect Quotes

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Amari: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Yasuda: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Amari: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Amari: What do you think Yasuda will do for a distraction?
Senmoka: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Senmoka: ... or he could do that shit.

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Amari: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Senmoka: Not if they consent to it.
Yasuda: Depends who you're stabbing.
Moyasu: YES?!?

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Amari: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Yasuda: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Nioi?
Nioi: Probably "road work ahead".
Igarashi: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Rozumari: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Moyasu: Plane tickets?
Takanori: Concert tickets?
Jishin: Prostitution?
Rozumari, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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Moyasu: Yasuda isn't answering his phone
Amari: I'll call
Rozumari: Moyasu and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Yasuda: Hello?
Amari: :D

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Goman, Shaisho, and Rozumari are sitting on a bench
Saki: Why do you guys look so sad?
Rozumari: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Saki sits down*
Goman: The bench is freshly painted.

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/Why was I hesitant to make this?  Help???/