Therapist: So, why do you all think you're here?
Nakajima: "What am i *not* i here?"
Miona: "Mitsuki made us come here."
Kaz: "I originally came here for the free drinks and cookies in the lobby but they made me come here after i had a 5 hour conversation with the receptionist!"
Therapist: O..... kay? Well, can you tell me about your relationships with your parents?
Nakajima: [getting up to leave]
Miona [holding Nakajima's false hand down]: Complicated and a literal keyboard smash.
Kaz: "OwO"
Therapist: Please sit down, and can you please tell me about the tragedy?
Nakajima:[removing her false hand placing it on the therapist lap]: This shit, this shit right here"
Miona: "I killed, got found out, and then got executed."
Kaz [raising their hand while smiling]: "I got brutally murdered!"
Therapist [rubbing their temples] : Oh god, anyway... first take this back... and second, we're running out of time, so just tell me how life's now going after it all.
Nakajima {putting her hand back on]: "My son's gone and he's on a *new* fucking game and now i'm dying even more, so i'm going to take my pain out on the horrible people i kill. "
Miona: "I'm slowly giving up, and i'm expecting a jumpscare death scene at anytime in my life and i don't want to use anymore FUCKING ELECTRIC POWERED CHAIRS-"
Kaz: "Can we go jump in the fountain now? It makes us feel better. "
Therapist [with their head in their hands]: I'm starting to see why your friend made you come here.
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幽默Welcome! If you're here you most likely read Blind War! I hope you enjoyed it well this time we have new characters and an actually canon ship!
