Statehouse stuff

Is that more headcanons?

Florida does acid and cocaine.

New Jersey hates affection but at the same time secretly wants it.

The only reason Texas doesn't have a dog yet is because the last time he had one he trained it to attack Oklahoma.

Gov is complete garbage at cutting food. He nearly cut his finger off while chopping tomatoes.

Alaska loves giving Rhode Island piggy back rides.

Cali has had so many fires that most don't even phase him. He still gets hurt and starts physically burning, but he's gotten so used to them.

Florida can read Spanish, but not English.

Gov makes up excuses so that he doesn't have to hang out with people.

Florida bought one of those huge trampolines and jumped on it from on top of the roof.

Florida and Loui have both tried bringing alligators to the statehouse many times.

Random question: How the heck would river fires work? Like what would happen to the state?