Florida: I'm here to show you that Dairy Queen ice cream doesn't fall.
Florida, tips the cup over: look.
The ice cream falls out of the cup:
Florida: *fucking dying*
Cali: Guys I'm dying.
Loui: Well I'm collapsing.
Florida: Bitches I'm defenestrating!
Cali, putting a sparkle filter on Texas: You look beautiful.
Gov: Cali take out the trash.
Cali, walks out the door:
Cali: I have everything I could want.
Cali: Except for my will to live, I still need that.
Texas: The blue states fucking suck.
Texas: Except for Cali, I like Cali.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff
RandomI write incorrect quotes, oneshots, and occasionally headcanons. Also fair warning, I love Ohio
