Akane: I ran out of hair sauce :(
Fuyuhiko: What the fu-
Mahiru: Shampoo. She means shampoo.
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Junko: Can you do me a favor?
Mukuro: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Junko: Cool! Can you do the dishes?
Mukuro: No.
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Nagito, lying down: Can you tuck me in?
Hajime: You handed me a shovel?
Nagito: Yeah just spread the dirt as evenly as you can, thanks!
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Shuichi, leaving: I need to get some air...
Kokichi: There's air in here.
Shuichi: I DON'T WANT YOUR AIR!
Kokichi: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY AIR?!
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Mahiru: Knock knock!
Ibuki: Who's there?
Mahiru: No, I'm not doing a knock-knock joke.
Ibuki: ...No I'm Not Doing A Knock-Knock Joke who?
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Kotoko: Start talking!
Monaca: Well, Monaca-
Kotoko: Shut UP!
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Makoto: How long is this heat wave gonna last?
Kyoko: They say until tuesday.
Hiro, extremely distressed: WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT?
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Nagito: It's great! I found it a really nice, positive environment.
Nagito: Though I did try to kill myself.
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Komaru: You're jealous.
Toko: Jealous?
Komaru: That's why you were being so negative about this?
Toko: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
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Kokichi: You're fucking weird.
Byakuya: And you are adequately self-aware to recognize the hypocrisy of that remark.
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