Warning: Some of these quotes might be inaccurate due to the fact they're either submissions, or I was retarded as hell!
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Toko: W-What? Do you c-care about me or something?
Komaru, almost crying: OF COURSE I DO!
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Ibuki: You see, life is a party!
Kokichi: And I'm the fucking piñata.
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Kaito: How long are you gonna be mad at me?
Maki, after a long pause: Ten minutes.
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Hajime: Go to bed, you're tired.
Nagito: Tired?? Me?? *laughs hysterically* Of course I'm not!!
Hajime: *sigh* Go to bed, I'm tired
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Himiko: *staring out the window, looking pensive*
Tenko, sweating and blushing hard: She's so thoughtful.. So perfect! My lovely woman..!!
Himiko, thinking: Wed-nes-day... Whensday? Wendesday??
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Miu: Bitchass shuichi cryhara and his bitchass saiharem.
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Hiyoko, hands Hajime a mirror: Look into this mirror, Hajime!
Hajime: *looks at it*
Hiyoko: This is the face of failure!
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Kokichi: Hey Tanaka-Chan! Why aren't koalas considered bears?
Gundham: Because they are marsupials.
Kokichi: BecAuSe tHeY'rE mARsuPiAlS.
Kokichi: Man... you're such a joke ruiner... It's because they don't have the right koalafications!
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Ibuki: We have so much fun! Don't we, Hinata-Chan?
Hajime, internally: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life
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Random✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡-', These are some of the Incorrect Quotes I used to post regularly on my forgotten Tumblr page @syo-is-bae. Do not question my @ as we stan Genocider in this household! 😎 ✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡
