[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag:

Ladies first, type away Classy. 6:00pm

Classy:

Are you okay? 6:02pm

Douchebag:

I'm finding it so adorable how you are worrying for me and you don't even know me Classy. 6:04pm

Classy:

You're right, we don't know each other. All you know is that I have class and you're a douchebag. 6:07pm

Douchebag:

Question for a question? 6:10pm

Classy:

Go for it, idiot goes first. 6:11pm

Douchebag:

Embarrassing memory? 6:15pm

Classy:

Talking to you. 6:16pm

Douchebag:

Damn, downright hilarious. Honestly, I'm dying at how funny you are. I'm a blessing in your life and you know it. Seriously though? 6:16pm

Classy:

When I was six I accidentally laughed so hard in class that I peed, it was not great. 6:18pm

Douchebag:

That's disgusting, you're a lie. You don't have class. Haha funny though. 6:20pm

Classy:

I know it was horrible and everyone laughed while I cried. But, my question is how old are you? 6:24pm

Douchebag:

I'm currently 37 but I turn 38 in a few weeks. 6:27pm

Classy:

You're kidding. No way, you are an old man! 6:33pm

Douchebag:

Old man, single and ready to mingle. 6:35pm

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Douchebag:

Classy? 6:39pm

Douchebag:

I'm not actually an old man! I was kidding! 6:40pm

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Classy:

You suck so much. How old are you really? 6:47pm

Douchebag:

I'm actually 17 turning 18 in a few weeks though. Excited to be 18 and free legally. 6:50pm

Classy:

When's you're birthday? 6:55pm

Douchebag:

It is my turn! Don't go stealing my goes, I will not tolerate that. 6:57pm

Classy:

Fine. Fine go for it. 6:58pm

Douchebag:

What's your name? I mean you don't have to say it if you don't want to. But that's my question. 7:05pm

Classy:

My names Emily Mayfair. What is your name Douchebag? 7:06pm

Classy:

Douchebag? Don't leave me in suspense! 7:10pm

Classy:

Come on! 7:11pm

Classy:

Reply damn it! 7:15pm

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Douchebag:

We are done. 7:35pm

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