A/N: That is my religion bitches ^
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My bias isn't allowed to sneeze in public..
Cuz when he does everyone says bless you.
He's a already blessed, he has Kim Namjoon, he doesn't need to be more blessed.
Namjoon: Or, simply you're just jealous
Me: stfu you adorable koala stop fvkn bias wrecking me istg-
Seokjin: I thought I was your bias *pouts*
Me: *Has a heart attacc* Jinnniiiiieeee stob ittttttttt! TwT
Seokjin: *pouts* nope!
Me: I'm gonna die of adorableness save me- AND WHO TF SAID I HAVE A BIAS MY BIAS IS BTS BITCHES-
BTS excluding Jin: Gurl you're such a liarrrr~
Me: Jin is not my bias leave me alone! *hides*
Seokjin: Why tf u lyin' why u always lyin' mmhhmm oh my god stop fvkn lyin'
Me: Do I look like a clown to you gays? 🤡
BTS: yes
Me: You ain't wrong.... :) I'm a clown 🤡
~~~~~T H E C R A P P Y E N D~~~~~
Anyway, thx for reading this crap my lovely butterflies! 💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💖
Ilyyyyyyyy till next time I'll miss you :')
Anyway now I have more time to update 'Can You Keep A Secret?' And the other halfway complete 49 or something drafts LMFAO-
Last Advice: Always carry a knife with you wherever you go. You never know when you're gonna need to cut a piece of cake.
For the last time,
Borahaeeeeee- I mean Boragaeeeeeeeeee! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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