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KingKim: I never thought that I'd end up like this Jimazing: Ur saying that as if going to the supermarket with V was the worst idea JHope: BrUh- RM: Um Jimin, it was.. Sweg: What's this whole commotion about. Jimazing: Soda cans... Sweg: nice bye J...

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[KSJ & KTH]

                          
TaeTae💜
Hyung I can't find my dick! TT

                          
Dad Jinnie💜
WTF TAE-
R U DRUNK-

                          
TaeTae
Nooooooo
Tae ish nooooot drunkie
I promisieeee

                          
Dad Jinnie💜
Tell me where u live
And whom u liv with

                          
TaeTae💜
Inside a sewer 
:)

                          
Dad Jinnie💜
WTF-
....
WHOMST THE FVK DO U LIV WITH-

                          
TaeTae💜
with a turtle, a horse, a koala, a cute kitty-hamster tribrid and a chicken 
:)
And I'm the tiger
We r the teenage mutant ninja turtles

                          
Dad Jinnie💜
........
Tae come back home

                          
TaeTae💜
No im in smurf village right now

                          
Dad Jinnie💜
I need Joon to deal with this shit-
Or I'll grow bald before i turn 9,296 years old...
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