ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴɢᴛᴀɴ ᴄʜᴀᴛʀᴏᴏᴍ (BTS Crackfic/Chatfic/Texts)✔

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[Derangers: EndFame]

Jimin
Like srsly guys
Whys he so oblivious and innocent

Jin
? ??

Jungkook
Sigh

V
Wbk fam

RM
He doesn't even understand if ppl r flirting w/ him or not
He sees everything so innocently i-
I have physical pain because of that

JHope
He still manages to remain cheerful and a sunshine even when we're being brats and meanies to him

Suga
He's not real...
Like...
He made ME cry...
Whys he so innocent

Jin
Whom r u guys talking about??

RM
Nth jinnie
I need to take my daily heart medicines
I can't take this adorableness and obliviousness

JHope
Its nth jin hyung
Dw

Jin
Um... Kay? (◍•_•◍)?

RM
Even his emojis r innocent omf-

Jimin
Wbk fam

Jin
Guys?

Jungkook
Whys he so oblivious

RM
If he continues that i swaer-
Ill get a heart attack bc of that

Jin
Cmon
I wanna know

V
He still hasn't found out-

RM
Wbk fam

Jin
Can yall just tell me tf（/＞□＜）/亠亠

RM
Ive officially gotten a heart attack
Kim Seokjin is an angel and doesn't deserve to be in this cruel world
We need to protect

JHope
Like he doesn't even scold us

V
Remember the time he said "Be glad that Yoongi isn't the eldest." ? 😂

Suga
What?

Jin
Nth yoon

RM
Lmao when

Jimin
Me and Hobi hyung were present
I told tae

Jungkook
And tae told me

Jin
Was all of this about me?

RM
.....
Jinnie go back to sleep

Jin
But i wasnt sleeping??

Jimin
Hes so innocent i want to cri-

Jin
Ha bitch i aint even got the "I" of the innocent

V
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Do u kno what 69 means?

Jin
Ofc dumbo
Its a number

RM
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Suga
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JHope
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Jimin
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Jungkook
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Jin
Um guys...?
What happened?

RM
.....
Nth Jinnie
Its past ur bedtime
Im coming to ur dorm

Jin
?

Suga
I liked it better when the chat was ded-
At least it wasn't on " ™ " that jin is oblivious as fvk

Jimin
But now its on ™

V
™

Jungkook
™

JHope
™

[A/N: Everyday is happy jin appreciation day.....
To ME anyway lmao-]