Makoto: Welcome back to me screaming

Makoto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Kanon: Hey guys, I'm here with my boyfriend!

Leon: I'm your cousin..

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TV: Who's that Pokémon?

Kaito: IT'S PIKACHU!

TV: It's Clefairy!

Kaito: FUUCK!

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Ibuki: Don't tell your mother

Mikan: K-Kiss one another?

Ibuki: dIE FOR EACH OTHER!!

*Mikan falls over*

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Maki: Do you want to die?

Kokichi: Why can't we be frien- AHHHHHH!!

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Monaca: Monaca can't swim..

Haiji: How old are you?

Monaca: Six

Haiji: *throws her into the water*

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Stranger: Hey! Has anyone told you that you look like Junko Enoshima?

Miu: No, they usually tell me I look like Miu.

Stranger: Who the fuck is that?

Miu: Me bitch!

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Show: Welcome to the-

Ibuki, wheezing: ARE YOU WATCHING A BABY'S SHOW?!?

Hiyoko: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!!

Ibuki: JEALOUS OF WHAT-

Show: Shut y'all asses up

Ibuki & Hiyoko: *afraid*

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Ibuki, before she drops the chandelier: It's Wednesday my dudes

Ibuki, swinging from the chandelier as it crashes down: aaahaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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