Kyoko: Don't worry, Hina. Everyone's afraid of something.
Hina: Even you, Kyoko?
Kyoko: No.
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*Class 77-B on an Aquarium Field Trip*
Hiyoko: *points to the ugliest fish*
Hiyoko, to Mikan: That one is you!
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Mahiru: Listen, I'm gonna need you to calm down.
Akane, banging her fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!
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Nagito: A man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets.
Akane, cracking her knuckles: So the limit is 412 then!
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Monokid: I'M A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER!
Monotaro: Really?
Monokid: HELL YEAH!!
Monokid: *Trips over his own feet and smacks his head into the wall*
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Syo: *Has another bad and dangerous idea*
Komaru, waking up in a cold sweat: Something is wrong.
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McDonald's employee: Please miss, get off the table.
Akane: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumps bag of fries out on the floor* BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKIN' LITTLE ONES!
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Miu: If I were dating you, let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.
K1-B0: I'm sorry, but what does that mean?
K1-B0: I'm shaking, WHAT DOES THAT M E A N IRUMA?
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Hiro: Swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill 'em with liquid we can't breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it.
Hina: PLEASE shut up!
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TOTALLY (IN)CORRECT DANGANRONPA QUOTES!!
Random✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡-', These are some of the Incorrect Quotes I used to post regularly on my forgotten Tumblr page @syo-is-bae. Do not question my @ as we stan Genocider in this household! 😎 ✧∘* ೃ ⋆｡˚. ☁︎·̩͙✧ ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡
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