My serial caller

The bit at the beginning

HOLD YOUR HORSES PPL. DONT U DARE IGNORE THIS WARNING. OK I JUST NEED U GUYS TO READ THE THIRD PARAGRAPH. LIKE SKIP THE NEXT ONE IF U WANT. BUT U HAVE TO READ THE THIRD. YOU CAN ALSO SKIP EVERYTHING AFTERWARDS AS WELL. JUST REMEMBER TO RESPECT OTHERS.

Okay, so basically I kinda may have accidentally forgotten what this bit of the book is called but imma change the title as soon as i work out what it is.

This book will not have any smut so if thats what you came here looking for then don't complain later and just shooooo. Also there will be mentions of lgbt+. And I'm not sure if there will be anything triggering but i'll try to warn before the beginning of the chapter. Could someone tell me if i missed out something that could be in the book and accidentally upset someone.

Anyways, its just the usual. Like seriously, do not copy my book or ideas and then say (or do that thing where you don't actually say it but still let people assume) that it's your own work. Cause thats just cowardly and makes you look stupid because brains are actually supposed to be used for being creative and doing things by yourself. I mean imagine how bored and neglected poor brainy will feel.

I actually don't mind if you start commenting negative stuff about my book because I think I'd actually like to know what readers are actually thinking. So basically unleash your inner beachiness if need be. You guys can vent your anger with life and those annoying insignificant other people and I can see things through someone else's perspective. Also I may sometimes start an argument here and there but like don't take it to heart if it seems like I'm being a total pig because I'm probably just trying to understand something. Like you wouldn't believe the amount of times i've said something "rude" and people haven't talked me again cause of the misunderstanding. So I think I was just trying to make conversation or something. I'm not too sure to be honest. Ikr my conversation skills are just drool worthy. Further proof would be my social life (or lack thereof) and ..... I'm going off on a tangent.

However, this does not give you guy's permission to be rude about other peoples work and go against their wishes (and make me lose the few followers that I have). I will also not allow anyone to write any racist, sexist or discriminatory comments. Or anything disgusting and immature like that. Also could someone tell me if there's something you can do like block people or something. If there is nothing else that I can do, I guess I'll just have to settle with threatening you to "shut  your pie holes or else you will see the side of me that has lead me to becoming friends with a jail (like seriously its name is Jordan)", that didn't actually exist until a few seconds ago when I made it up.

Also I'll probably ask random questions that I'm curious about. And if you guys also have riddles or something please ask. I love them even though I've probably only answered correctly like one precent. 

And if people comment and stuff and I don't write back its either because I don't have anything to say or I'm probably feeling like I'm intruding with "only-readers-allowed" comments.

And if you guys are still reading thanks for actually bothering to read all this waffling. 

Ooooo forget to say but if I write something and you guys wanna go all english teacher on me, feel free to. Cause I wont realise I could have done something better until I get feedback. I feel real posh just writing like this and its gonna need some getting used to. Like, I'm so bad at writing with commas. Im that person who writes "let's eat grandma" instead of "lets eat, grandma". And then other times I use, too, many, commas. Like, I don't know the definition of in-the-middle.

I kinda hope this is gonna end up being a series. And it's not gonna be any actual genre or anything. But of course theres gonna be humour just I'm not completely sure if theres gonna be anything else. I mean there will but I'm not very good at telling the difference between genres.

Urrrrggggghhhh, I talk too much!