The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

The Hole

Ruby looked around

Ruby: where are they?

Jaune looked down into the abyss that is the hole

Jaune: they're in the hole

Coco: how the hell!

Velvet: how do police men fit in a hole of that size?

Weiss interrupted velvet

Weiss: more importantly, why were police men trying to go down the hole?

Mercury slammed his head against his seat

Mercury: stupid fucking universe with stupid fucking people.

Ruby looked around once again

Ruby: Where's your girlfriend?

Jaunes eyes moved back and forth

Ruby's heart deflated, she wasn't his girlfriend. She tried to cheer herself up

Ruby: maybe in another universe

Neptune looked at the screen in horror

Neptune: no way

Ruby pointed at Jaune

Ruby: Jaune, where is your girlfriend?

Jaune laughed

Jaune; she's at work

Ruby sighed

Ruby: oh, where does she work?

Neptune leaned back in his chair

Neptune: oh thank god, she's no-

Jaune: in the hole

Neptune slammed his head against the chair, and laid on the floor

Neptune: screw me and my big mouth

Sun kicked him

Sun: cheer up

Ruby gasped

Ruby: God! How deep even is this thing?

She grabbed the coffee mug and dropped it down, after a few minutes and nothing happening Jaune spoke

Jaune: that was my favorite mug, now it's in the hole.

Cut back to the hole, which now has a dog peering into it

Ruby gasped

Ruby: No doggie don't fall!

Cinder: how deep is that dam thing!

Ruby: Jaune, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be a interdimentonal wormhole or a gateway to hell or a-

She looks back up at Jaune, who is now gone

Ruby: Jaune?

Juniper: Oh please no

John tried to sooth his wife

John: he would have made a sound if he fell, he didn't fall don't worry.

Ruby looked around some more

Ruby: Jaune?

Emerald laughed

Emerald: that idiot probably fell

Mercury: that would be the most interesting thing that has happened yet

Cinder shooshed them

Cinder: Be quiet and maybe you'll find out

Ruby: JAUNE!

Jaune walked back in the room, an apple in hand

Jaune: hey what's up I got a snack.

Winter: Wha-wha, how can he be getting snacks when this could be bad!

Qrow rolled his eyes

Qrow: cool it ice queen

Yang smiled as her eyes grew wide

Yang: Was that a

Ruby hit her

Ruby: No

Ruby: Jaune will you please take this seriously!

An arm then reached out of the hole, as it made a growling sound and reached for ruby

Jaune calmly pulled out a gun and shot the arm

Coco: WHAT!?

Neptune: I have so many questions....

Ruby: What was that?

Jaune put his gun away and kept eating his apple

Jaune: Hole person

Ruby: Where did it come from?

Jaune gave her a "are you fucking serious look"

Ruby: Right, the hole

Summer: I still don't understand how he's so calm about this!

Tai: I don't understand how ruby hasn't noticed this before.

Ruby: Why are you being so calm about this?

Jaune shrugged

Jaune: I'm more worried about the space octopus.

Sun: Oh no

Ruby: what space octopus?

A tentacle reaches out of the wall behind ruby and grabs her, taking her away

Ruby: AH-!

Jaune: that one

Yang: Oh are you fucking kidding me!

Ruby; Swear!

Ren: he doesn't even seem worried about that either!

Jaune then turns around and finds Ruby's copy of forever 17

Jaune: Ah, here it is

He then drops it by mistake into the hole

Jaune: Ah shit