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(Landorhania is an OC of mine that for some reason became canon now cos my friend ships him with Germany, so now that's a thing. Though they just call him Lando for short, so yeah)

Poland: Whats this Lando?

Lando: A catapult I built! :D

Poland: Cool! Can it launch me into space? :D

Lando: Um... *Glances at the catapult then back at Poland, realizing he needs someone dumb enough to test it out for him* Yeah, totally!!

Poland: Great!! 

*After getting Poland into a space suit and such, with a contract, made by Lando, that claims "If you don't get back to the Earth, then that's not my fault" and Poland just carelessly signing it cos Lando told him 'its to show as proof that you were the first person who tested my catapult'*

Lando: Alright, you're all set! Ready?

Poland: Ready!

Lando: *launches Poland into space*

*Poland never comes back down*

*A few moments later*

Germany: Hey Lando, have you seen Poland?
Lando: *Tries to hides his catapult by covering it with a large piece of cloth (i forgot what its called) Poland? I dont know

Germany, glaring at him: *Shoves him away and pulls off the cloth* What did you do this time?

Lando: *Shrugs* I made a catapult I guess :>

Germany: 

Lando:

Germany,sighing: I shouldn't have thought you how to make machinery...


(Its canon that Lando decided to make a catapult one day, Poland was the test subject, he never came back, and Germany was very mad at Lando for it. Lando didn't know how to bring him back, so Poland just kinda began living in space magically. He's missed everything down on Earth, which is kinda good cos nothing good happens down there on Earth - especially in this AU)

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