A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)

Return, Proposal Problem, and Meeting

Kazuma: "Wait a second...There's only one person I know who'd get turned on from everyone forgetting her. Darkness? We were worried about you!"

Aqua: "Darkness!"

Aqua ran to Darkness and buried her face in her breasts.

Aqua:"Kazuma...He stripped me against my will, and wants to sell my most treasured possession!"

Darkness: "Wha?!"

Kazuma: "Hey, word choice!"

(Y/N): "Glad to have you back..."

Darkness: "I'm glad to be-"

(Y/N): "Lalatina."

Darkness started to choke (Y/N) out.

Darkness: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

(Y/N): *cough* "IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT!"

Darkness choked (Y/N) tighter as Megumin approached her.

Megumin: "Welcome back Darkness."

(Y/N): *wheeze* "Little...help here?"

Megumin: "You've brought this on yourself."

(Y/N) started to turn purple, so Darkness let him go.

Darkness: "Thank you Megumin. That cat..."

Megumin: "We won't ask what happened, so just go take a long bath...Let your body and soul heal."

Megumin turned her face away from Darkness, and shed a tear.

Darkness: "What are you talking about? I'm more worried about what Aqua was saying."

Aqua rubbed her hand along the dress Darkness was wearing.

Aqua: "This material...No doubt it's expensive."

Kazuma: "You must have been through so much..."

Darkness: "Where are you getting your crazy ideas?! Do you think the Lord had his way with me or something?!"

(Y/N): "No...Maybe...Yeah, Kazuma got NTRed."

Kazuma: "What the hell?!"

Darkness: "You're wrong! He didn't have the guts to demand that much from me! Look, this is the problem!"

Darkness pulled out a paper with a picture of a man on it.

Kazuma: "This guy? Oh, how handsome! It's pissing me off."

Kazuma ripped the paper in two.

Darkness: "What are you doing?!"

Kazuma: "My hands moved on their own."

(Small Timeskip)

Aqua was somehow fixing the ripped paper.

Kazuma: "So this handsome jerk is the Lord's son?"

Darkness: "Yes. As compensation for the stay of trial, he set up an arranged marriage proposal with his son. I was gone for so long because I was trying to prevent it. My father holds little respect for Aldarp, but he thinks highly of his son. He's the one most excited by this."

Aqua finally fixed the paper.

Kazuma: 'The way it's looking now, Darkness will be married off. She won't be able to adventure with us anymore...This might be an opportunity, actually. It's not like I want a roundabout way to kick her out of the party, but...'