welcome back to me ranting about whatever, assorted fandom shitposts, and me trying be to funny.
don't come in here thinking there's gonna be jokes, it's mostly me crying.
okay as a fandom, i think the FnaF community needs to talk about the inherent comedy of ultimate custom night, bc, all the animatronics are there to torture William, right? but when you think about it;
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-Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Golden Freddy, Withered Bonnie, Withered Chica, the Marionette and Lefty are the only ones there who were explicitly killed by William, meaning they're rlly the only ones with super clear motives (not to mention Bonnie and Chica are literally the same animatronics as W.Bonnie and W.Chica, and Lefty only kinda classifies bc the Marionette is in him) -Toy Freddy, Toy Bonnie, Toy Chica, Mangle and BB might also be haunted by dead kids, so i guess they could have a reason to be there -Circus Baby, Ballora, Funtime Foxy, Funtime Chica, and Ennard could also have some motive, ig, since they were created solely by William and could hold resentment against him. Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy (same characters as Circus Baby and Ennard!) could also have similar reasons -so, out of the 50+ animatronics, only about 21 of them have a good reason for being there, and most of those are debatable -okay into the funnier stuff -SPRINGTRAP AND SCRAPTRAP ARE LITERALLY HAUNTED BY WILLIAM, THEY ARE JUST ATTACKING THEMSELVES -Baby / Scrap Baby is haunted by Williams daughter -Jack-O-Chica, Nightmare Mangle, and Nightmarionne are literally?? not even canon to the games?? they're from the FnaF 4 halloween update and Scott confirmed that that is not canon just a fun little extra thing — -William has no idea who Phantom Mangle, Phantom Freddy and Phantom BB even are, they were just the FnaF3 guards hallucinations and William definitely isnt the FnaF 3 guard seeing hes Springtrap at the time aka the main fucking antagonist of the game -what is DDs deal?? she just randomly shows up and throws new people at you, wtf, Scott why is she here -why is Trash and the Gang here?? literally just pieces of garbage with foam taped to them -,,,,,,,,,,, why is Old Man Consequences here ???? -WHY IS PHONE GUY HERE??????? DID WILLIAM KNOW HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE OR SMTH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! -and finally, heres a list of animatronics that are literally the same animatronic, just as different points in time! -Bonnie and W.Bonnie -Chica and W.Chica -Springtrap and Scraptrap and William, literally the man theyre tormenting -Circus Baby, Ballora, F.Foxy (and F.Freddy but hes not here :( ) and Ennard -Circus Baby and Scrap Baby -Ennard and Molten Freddy -Marionette and Lefty
so, basically; my boy funtime freddy should have been in ucn. other than that? good game
