Meanwhile.....
In a random bush about 50 meters away from the bustling castle -
Zulie: Hey, do you think I should break your wand for the explosion spells? Or do we use TNT? Wait--is TNT Minecraft only?
Curio: Are you crazy?! Do you not see how enormous this castle is? To explode this ginormous thing, you need ginormous mana! In which--might I remind you--- we do not have! If you're thinking of relying on explosives--well. Where do you see a nuke?
Zulie: Then we use TNT!
Actually, there's no TNT around either--
Curio: Why do you keep insisting we explode the castle? Are you a pyromaniac or somethin'?
Zulie: I kinda-wanna act the thing in the movies where they have boom-boom in the background, but the hero and the heroine walk away in swag.
Curio: Yeah--no way. I assure you that we are not capable of walking away in swag. Do you know how fire and explosions work? Fire is hot. HOT!
Zulie: Geez, you don't have to talk like I'm a massive, overgrown baby. I have a couple of brain cells.
A couple? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to have more than that.
Curio: Anyways, let's get going. Those idiot guards can't stall forever.
Zulie: Guards?
Curio: Did you think your dumb scarecrows can keep the enemy at bay? Of course the guards are interfering! Now let us pish-posh out of here!
They ran into a random forest.
About 20 minutes later...
The two buffoons are now lost in the forest. I know, what a great plot-line--wait, why is the narrator commenting?
Zulie: I thought you said you had a good sense of direction?
Curio: I never said that..?
Zulie: I know. I just wanted to sound like those heroines looking above at the forest canopy, wondering about...stuff.
Curio--not understanding: Uh, ok?
Zulie: You were supposed to say cut it out, Mr. hero-side-kick.
Upon seeing a little house out of the middle of nowhere, Curio stops in his tracks.
Curio: Uh, I think I do have a good sense of direction. Why else have I led us to a---HOLY TOAD! MERLIN DUCKING FROG!
Zulie's POV
Zulie: Uh, Curio?
She looks around but does not find a single soul in sight. But she did spot a small wooden hut.
Zulie--thinking Curio is in the hut-like the idiot she is: Oh so that punk left into a woody, warm cabin paradise without me? How dare he.
She strolled to the cabin, 100% unaffected by the multiple hidden traps laid out across the floor. Gosh, people can be so unbothered sometimes.
Zulie: Knock, knock?
....
Zulie: Ok, you were supposed to say who's there.
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The Tale of Magical Nincompoops
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