ONE DAY YOU'LL HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS AND YOU'LL REALIZE HOW OVERRATED IT ALL IS, AND HOW MOVIES ARE FUCKING LIARS
Okay, maybe I was doing it wrong.
Maybe it was just a few bad twenty kisses or so and 21st will be gold.
But I definitely did not hear an angels choire, or shit like that.
I mean I didn't even feel all tingly and glorious.
So movies are liars and dream crushers, what's new?
I mean if we all really based our lives on movies, then there would be a shit load of people waiting for their magic flying carpets.
I mean, I still feel really let down though, and I guess I shouldn't base kisses off the fucking perfect Disney movies or Vampire Diaries.
I mean maybe kisses are just meh because they're not with who I'm really supposed to be with ; Damon Salvatore.
( Don't worry I'm kidding (( or am I? ((( I am, don't worry))))))
I mean what it really was is spit.
That's it.
Describe your first kiss in one word:
Spit, saliva
S-p-i-t
I mean really, it's kinda disgusting
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