MY HERO ACADEMIA ONESHOTS

Me as a Yandere

Lol, okay so someone asked me to just IMAGINE WHAT I'd be like as a yandere and I decided to have a shot at it. But just know that I won't do ANY of this in real life and I am NOT a yandere in real life so... please don't get any ideas and thank you. Moving on 

So, I've never really fallen in love or something nor did I ever have a crush but if I do, then I'd follow them everywhere EXCEPT the bathrooms and all that. I'm not a creep 

I wouldn't be THAT much of a lovestruck person but it's for you, my dear reader, I would GLADLY make sure you have a good day and your doing all right and safe. I'd love giving you small gifts and presents 

I would probably call you my precioussss (Okay, NOW I just sound like Gollum), or my sweet, or honey, cookie, or my little munchkin and darling 

When it comes to dealing with rivals, I won't go psycho by killing them or give them a life threatening injury. I'll juts tell them to back TF off from you really nicely and sweetly as possible, with venom laced in my tone of course since I'm that sort of person who won't let you get taken away from me so easily. If that person just ignores me, I'd most probably spread some rumor about them just to distance them from you or I'll keep dragging you far away from that person (NOTE: I DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE!)

As much as I love you, my sweet little munchkin, I will NOT stalk you like some creepy stalker nor will I invade your privacy. I have morals too you know?

I'll NEVER kidnap anyone in real life but if I need you to be with me, I'd make sure you were dependent and relied on me for some things 

I would most probably ask you to move in with me once we get married or once we're together and YES, I WILL eradicate ALL possible means of losing you. MWAHAHHAHAH (Sorry, I'm behaving like a psycho again TvT)

I would never hold you like some sort of hostage and I'll let you do your own thing and I just wouldn't care or give a damn. Lol, I won't appear like a criminal or a yandere to you 

I'd actually be a pretty chill and cool yandere but I will NOT be a yandere in real life, just sayin'