Out of Doritos

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Aru: Nikita you're so short.

Nikita: NO, I'M NOT

Aru: *scoffs* What IS your height, then?

Nikita: I'm 30 cheetos tall

Aru: Hmph, I'm 45 cheetos tall

Nikita: WHAT?? REALLY????

Aru: Yup!

Mini: I think the main question here is why would you use cheetos to measure your height.

Aru: We ran out of Doritos

Aiden: But how would you measure you height-

Aiden:........

Aiden: Nevermind, I shouldn't question your logical sense.

Brynne: WHO ON THE ACTUAL FRIGGIN' EARTH FINISHED ALL THOSE DORITOS AND CHEETOSS??!!!!!???!!!!!??

Mini: RUN.

Sheela: This escalated quickly.

Boo: wHy mE-

Rudy: What's a cheeto? And a Dorito?


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