Aiden V/S Percy On Their Mothers' Failed Marriages

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Malini:- *depressed because her marriage didn't turn out how she wanted it to* WHAT SIN DID I EVER DO??

Aiden:- Mom, love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it just takes and it takes and it takes.

Malini:- Ace-Cakes, I would have appreciated it if the quote would have been yours. Nevertheless, thank you.

Aiden:- Yes, mom, he doesn't deserve you anyways.

Malini:- Don't say such  a thing! Maybe there was something wrong with me. Maybe I should wait and see if I can correct my mistake 

Aiden:- It isn't your fault at all, but if you insist, I'd say give it one last try.

Malini:- You are right, Ace-Cakes.

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Percy:- MOM, LET'S KILL THAT IDIOT.

Percy:- THEN WE'LL HIDE HIS BODY.

Percy:- AFTER THAT, WE'LL JOIN THE SEARCH PARTY.

Percy:- AND THEN WE'LL LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND TRY NOT TO LAUGH.

Sally:- That will be way too much of a mess. Plus, it'll cost us. Let's do something else. From where we can earn money.

Percy:- *rushes off to get Medusa's head*

Sally:- THAT'S MY SON. LET'S DEWIT TOGETHER OR DIE.

Percy:- YASSS, MOM, YASSS. YOU SUCH A BADASS.

Sally:- I was born one.

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