the office ➳ lashton

fifty eight

"police! open up!"

"luke! i told you the dog was a model!"

"yeah, but the puppy is like two months old, how many photoshoots could he have done?!"

"no time for that! what are we going to do?"

"well obviously let the police in!"

"we can make a break through the back if we have to!"

"ashton, just breathe, it'll be alright."

"police! open up now!"

*ashton faints*

*luke opens the door*

"calum! michael! what the hell? why would you do that? ashton fainted for god's sake!"

"what? are you actually wanted or something?"

"no! but what was he supposed to think when the police was banging at his door at two am?"

"that calum and michael were here and brought chinese?"

"no, you idiot! just don't do it again."

"oh look, michael is wearing his idiot shirt."

"shut up."

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double update because i suck at keeping a schedule of when to update. sorry it took me so long to write another chapter. i'm going on a vacation today to san diego and it should be fun. alright, thanks for everything, -lexi