My female roommate

Episode 21:Fun times

Aj:*walks out to the living room* well it's the morning
Kefla:*sitting there*
Aj:*stands in front of her and waves his hand in front of her face* hey you alive
Kefla:*staring*
Aj:*puts his hands on her shoulders and shakes her* hey you better be alive come on your eyes are open!
Kefla:I did it
Aj:what
Kefla:all 50 songs 3-5 hours done
Aj:no that's impossible even I could get bored with that
Kefla:*grabs his hands and looks into his eyes smiling*
Aj:don't look at me like that
Kefla:*falls back asleep*
Aj:you could've just fell asleep I count that too ya know
Kefla:*snoring*
Aj:*sits against the couch* well I need to prepare myself since you're going to drag me out
Kefla:*turns on her side*
Aj:oh right you need a wet cloth so when you wake up the pain won't be too bad
Kefla:*talks in her sleep* fluffy head
Aj:*walks over and grabs a cloth then soaks it in water*
Kefla:*turns over and opens one eye looking at him*
Aj:*squeezes out the excess water then walks back and turns her over and puts it on her forehead*
Kefla:*opens her other eye* thanks
Aj:*sits against the couch* what are you thanking me for I'm just being generous
Kefla:well, show more generosity to me please
Aj:fat chance
Kefla:*puts her hand on his head and ruffles his head* I get to take you to a party
Aj:this will be the only time
Kefla:we can get drinks and I can make you dance
Aj:I don't mind getting a drink or two but I'm not dancing
Kefla:come on it'll be fun
Aj:I couldn't dance to save my life
Kefla:it's not that hard just think of it like staff work or capoeira you're just moving to the beat
Aj:yeah I don't get it
Kefla:if I didn't have this hangover I would love to show you
Aj:no thanks
Kefla:I can already see myself enjoying it
Aj:yeah I can already see you laughing at my embarrassment
Kefla:you know capoeira right
Aj:well I know a few tricks but I'm not that good
Kefla:but you're flexible enough to do kicks
Aj:yeah
Kefla:can you do splits
Aj:maybe
Kefla:I think doing some tricks would be just fine
Aj:nah I think I'll stand against the wall
Kefla:then at least drink with me because you're not being dragged to a party to act like one of those loners
Aj:hey at least I'd have some people to connect with
Kefla:nope we're gonna drink and keep it going
Aj:are you sure your kidneys would handle that especially after yesterday
Kefla:I'm a tough gal
Aj:yeah definitely not the smartest
Kefla:what was that I'll kick your ass
Aj:*gets up and puts his hand on her head* yeah sober up a little more and go for it
Kefla:don't worry I will
Aj:great I'll come back I'm going for a walk
Kefla:so you're just gonna leave me here
Aj:just replace the cloth like every 10-20 minutes and take some painkillers
Kefla:alright dude
Aj:guess that's me paying you back for taking care of me huh *walks out*
Kefla:yeah I guess it is
Aj:*stretching his arms* one two one two
Akane:hey sweetie
Aj:what are you doing here
Akane:I sensed you were here and you smell different
Aj:can you leave me alone I'm busy
Akane:are you taking a walk I can come with you
Aj:*pushes her back* Akane as much as I'm grateful for you gratitude just leave me alone for today
Akane:*hugs his arm* oh sweetie you think just because you push me away it'll change my mood you're dead wrong
Aj:actually I have study group so I'll see you
Akane:I can come with you I'm friends with your friends
Aj:no
Akane:*picks him up* I'll take you there
Aj:do not do this Hana will kill me
Akane:she should know you belong to me anyway *runs off*
Aj:I'm not gonna forgive you for this!
Hana:*opens the door*
Akane:*runs past her*
Hana:what is he doing
Akane:*stops and stands outside the library* seems like we're early
Aj:you idiot!
Akane:what did I do
Aj:now I'm gonna have to do Spanish and I gave up on that ever since Highschool
Akane:why didn't you say so I'll take you back then
Aj:wait
Akane:*runs off*
Hana:*walks out* what the hell is he doing so early in the morning
Akane:*stops in front of her*
Hana:huh
Akane:have some fun at study group
Aj:*silent*
Akane:*puts him down and kisses him on the cheek then walks off*
Hana:I guess you're ready then
Aj:*nods*
Hana:okay *grabs his hand* lets go
Aj:*looks up*
Hana:what's wrong with you you're never this quiet
Aj:I don't even know anymore man this is all just too much for me
Hana:Aj you know that you can always tell me these things
Aj:I've pretty much lost myself at this point
Hana:if you don't tell me I'm gonna kick your ass
Aj:go ahead Hana do it then
Hana:*punches him in the gut*
Aj:*doubles over* thanks I kinda needed that
Hana:you're never quiet so say something
Aj:I don't want to go to this party I'm antisocial for a reason
Hana:seriously you made me waste my energy because you don't want to go to a party
Aj:so I went out for drinks the other day
Hana:you seem perfectly fine to me
Aj:of course I am my family has high alcohol tolerance so getting drunk is impossible for me
Hana:so what happened
Aj:my roommate was wasted so then I made a challenge
Hana:what was it
Aj:easy listen to the whole "A World's End Collection" playlist which is 50 songs so it's about 3-5 hours and the order it plays in is randomized so you won't really know what's next
Hana:so she withstood that
Aj:yeah she didn't sleep but if you listen to it while you sleep it still counts I listen to music in my sleep all the time
Hana:then don't go
Aj:I can't I started this game so I need to see it through to the end
Hana:okay whatever you say
Aj:besides they're all songs I listen to
Hana:can you send it to me then
Aj:what you gonna take up the challenge
Hana:no I just want to see the songs on it
Aj:alright
Hana:I mean does the challenge have a reward
Aj:well yeah I'll do anything you want or something like that
Hana:okay
Aj:but that's not important I mean we're friends so I'm always open to going out to places with you
Hana:yeah that's right
Aj:do I have to do Spanish
Hana:no you don't
Aj:thank god I completely knocked that part of my memory out
Hana:of course you did
Both:*walk off*
*afterward in the dorm*
Kefla:*laying on the couch*
Aj:*walks in*
Kefla:you said you were going for some fresh air what took you so long
Aj:I was at study group
Kefla:oh alright so you ready
Aj:what do you mean it's the middle of the day
Kefla:so what would you rather need to fight a security guard to get in
Aj:I would rather punch a guy and dislocate his jaw than get in for free
Kefla:why do you have to be so difficult
Aj:I have an id I don't see the issue
Kefla:come on let's just go now
Aj:fine but can I bring a friend along
Kefla:you got that friend right here
Aj:you don't count
Kefla:yes I do I'm your friend therefore I count *grabs his hand* so come on we're going now
Aj:hold on let me change
Kefla:you'll be fine you have a nice hoodie on so you're ready
Aj:no I don't want leave
Kefla:*drags him out* relax
Aj:is it a club or some house
Kefla:it's a house
Aj:thank god
Kefla:come on we're gonna have some fun with this
Aj:you mean you're going to have fun with this
Kefla:no we are
Aj:but I don't like social interaction
Kefla:you just have to talk to me
Aj:I hope someone I know is there
Kefla:I doubt it
Aj:this is gonna suck
Kefla:relax
*at the party*
Aj:*standing against the wall* I hate it here I'm never coming back
Kaori:*standing next to him* I get how you feel
Aj:you got dragged here by a social friend as well
Kaori:yeah that guy is such an idiot
Aj:I see
Kaori:how about you
Aj:I admit she can be stupid but she's still a good person
Kaori:how do you do it
Aj:what
Kaori:how can I become you
Aj:what
Kaori:*turns and puts her hand on the wall over him* tell me I'm tired of myself
Aj:you better be prepared
Kaori:for what
Aj:if you don't keep composure the monsters will devour you
Kaori:*eyes widen*
Aj:*grabs her hand* as for your roommate just be nice to him you'll learn it goes a long way to show some kindness
Kaori:can I get your number
Aj:yeah just back up before I punch you in the face
Kaori:you're feisty
Aj:well you're in my space what else am I supposed to do
Kaori:embrace me
Aj:*pushes her back* you're a joke but I'll cut you some slack *walks past her*
Kaori:what's your name
Aj:Aj Chan *walks out*
Kefla:*looks over* he's missing out on purpose now *walks over and walks out*
Aj:*sitting on the steps*
Kefla:hey why'd you leave
Aj:this isn't my kind of environment
Kefla:*sits next to him* don't be like that man
Aj:are you drunk
Kefla:*blushes* uh no okay maybe a little bit
Aj:*takes out a couple cans from his pockets* you'll just have to drink out here then
Kefla:gimme
Aj:*hands her one*
Kefla:what about the other one
Aj:this is for me *opens the can* I don't drink much but you know I'm bored
Kefla:man you're the best
Aj:uh huh *drinks it*
Kefla:wow you're fast
Aj:*puts it down* they have bad taste in drinks
Kefla:you're just not a beer person then
Aj:I prefer flavor over style
Kefla:I'll make sure to get you a martini or something next time
Aj:I think a cocktail would be nice
Kefla:alright
Kaori:*walks out* beautiful
Aj:what
Kaori:your eyes are very beautiful
Kefla:who's this
Aj:just someone like me well almost like me
Kefla:oh nice to meet you I'm Kefla
Kaori:you're his roommate aren't you
Kefla:oh that's sweet you talk about me
Kaori:are you two in a relationship
Aj:no
Kefla:yeah he wishes
Aj:yeah in your dreams
Kefla:*gets in his face* you mean in yours
Aj:don't start this with me you drunk bastard
Kefla:just admit it
Aj:wait what's the date
Kefla:hey you know the date
Kaori:it's the 12th
Aj:no how did time go by so fast
Kefla:why what's wrong
Aj:the 14th
Kefla:isn't that a day of love or something
Aj:yeah and I'm boarding up the door because I know on that day she's really promiscuous about stuff with me
Kefla:you're lucky man
Aj:hell no she's gonna assault me with her love I don't want that
Kefla:I think you should accept it man
Aj:we're friends and that's as far as it can go
Kefla:you can't add benefits
Aj:no benefits
Kefla:alright man
Kaori:you seem to have your life cut out for you
Aj:you should be lucky I have to deal with people everyday loneliness isn't possible for me
Kaori:oh alright
Aj:besides it's not something you would want because even in loneliness you'll always hear voices of those who care *gets up*
Kefla:we leaving
Aj:yeah
Kefla:can I get a piggyback ride
Aj:uh sure
Kefla:yay *hops on his back*
Aj:*stumbles and catches himself* well I'll see you around maybe *walks off*
Kefla:see you later stranger
Arakan:so are we leaving now
Kaori:yeah
Arakan:alright let's go
*in the dorm*
22:*watching tv* so this is what she does all day
Aj:*walks in* move aside
22:again
Aj:yeah
22:how come you're never drunk
Aj:I'm not human
22:really
Aj:that's a joke it's just in the family I can't get drunk so it's fine
22:okay
Kefla:that was fun we should do it again
Aj:I think I'll stick with a bar
Kefla:we can do that too
Aj:so what are you not gonna do on the 14th
Kefla:let your friend inside
Aj:exactly
22:why are we not doing that
Aj:if you open the door I'll be gone for a whole day or two
22:don't worry I can take care of the place in your absence
Aj:you're not helping by saying that
22:sorry
Aj:it's fine but if she gets to me before I can prepare don't be worried I'll come back no matter what
Kefla:you promise
Aj:yeah I'll make it back no matter how exhausted I'll be
Kefla:sweet make sure to bring me a drink back
Aj:if you weren't drunk I would slam you on the couch
Kefla:how fun
Aj:get off
Kefla:*lets go and falls back onto the couch* ow
Aj:rest well I'm gonna go read or something you know just things
Kefla:alright have fun
Aj:you too *walks to the room*
22:I just don't get him sometimes