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surprise shawty [b.p]

-all you wanted to do was surprise your boyfriend

-and what the FUCK did you get in return

-you get a face full of pillow

-or whatever the FUCK he threw at you

-now you're probably wondering

-how the FUCK did you get into this situation ??

-wellllllllll

-you wanted to surprise your boyfriend of 2 years

-and what better way than sneaking into his house and scaring him

-you had a full proof plan

-shit

-even THEO decided to help you

-but nah

-this mf decided to HIT you

-okay

-now onto WHY he hit you

-theo and you had decided on surprising him

-but of course this was hard

-but theo managed to do it

-so you snuck into his house (you have a key)

-and waited in his room

-and of course you were gonna spend the night

-so you had to pack the essentials

-you changed into your pj's

-which were (by the way) just boris' shirts some shorts of yours

-and you put your bonnet on

-once you heard his door open

-you hid and awaited

-once he entered his room

-this mf didn't even turn on his LIGHTS

-so you JUMPED

-"SURPRISE SHAWTY"

-now you have NO idea what he threw at you

-but that shit HURT

-"BORIS"

-"WHAT THE FUCK"

-"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMBASS"

-"WHY DID YOU THROW IT SO HARD"

-"WHY WERE YOU HIDING"

-"BECAUSE I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU"

-"WELL YOU ACCOMPLISHED THAT"

-mans had to take a BREATHER

-"how did you learn how to throw like that"

-"honestly, i don't know"

-you said "😐"

-"tf do you mean by 'i don't know'"

-"what i just said"

-"you're unbelievable"

-boris said "😳"

-"ME"

-"AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE THAT GOT A BIG ASS LUMP ON THEIR FOREHEAD"

-"YEA WELL"

-you were stumped

-"i got nothing"

-but then

-you went "hold tf up"

-"now how in gods name did you not see me ?!"

-"because it was DARK ?!"

-"BUT YOU COULD'VE CLEARLY SEEN MY SILHOUETTE"

-"ARE YOU PINNING THIS ON ME NOW ?!"

-"ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME"

-now it was BORIS' turn to say "😐"

-"NOW WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD I DO THAT ?!"

-"you know what, you're one of those boys that say 'where my hug at'"

-go off y/n

-"i- you know what"

-"what"

-"i got nothing"

-"good"

-"now come over here and hug me"

-you do those grabby arms and boris just falls in love again

-"your hair smells good"

-"how can you-"

-"i just know"