"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami"
"welcome to the spaghetto 😔"
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In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
jimonchérie: not better than uranus but go off ig 😒
milkytae: if you keep on bugging me like that i'll un-bestie you
jimonchérie: AGAIN?!
milkytae: yes again 🤨
jimonchérie: damn i better stop
milkytae: YEAH YOU BETTER IDIOT
jintleman: i hate this negative energy.
milkytae: oh no-
jintleman: give each other compliments. now. to make up.
milkytae: sigh
jimonchérie: tae, you're like my arms bro,,,, always by my side (shoutout to my arms for always being by my side btw)
milkytae: jimin, i love your hair
milkytae: your dandruff looks like glitter 💫💞
jimonchérie: YOU BITCH-
jimonchérie: YK WHAT
jimonchérie: YOU'RE PRETTY
jimonchérie: PRETTY DAMN ANNOYING
milkytae: OH SHUT UP WOULD YOU
hobihobo: gosh i remember a few years ago
hobihobo: these two were fighting like everyday
milkytae: YEAH ONE TIME JIMIN EVEN PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE THAT A-HOLE
jimonchérie: that was an accident 🙄
milkytae: YOU LITERALLY SAID 'I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU'
milkytae: RIGHT BEFORE YOU PUNCHED ME?!
jimonchérie: okay yeah that was a lie<3
meep: i'm sorry guys this is completely unrelated but i have a huge problem
homeboy: spit it out homeboy
meep: i have never listened to a single justin bieber song before but
meep: I MADE A FANACCOUNT FOR JUSTIN ON INSTA JUST FOR JOKES AND I CURRENTLY HAVE 20K FOLLOWERS 😭😭
meep: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
meep: I CAN'T KEEP POSTING THE SAME CAT EDIT NOW, CAN I??
kooknoir: you. what.
kooknoir: yoongi??
famjoon: wow
famjoon: i have never expected anything like this from you
famjoon: AND I AM YOUR BRO4LIFE WTF DUDE
hobihobo: yoongi ,,, you make me tear up i'm so proud of you
meep: THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE
milkytae: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME MY BOY USES ALL CAPS,,, YES GO OFF YOOOOONGI
jimonchérie: okay but the most important question is: what cat edit??
meep: sigh
meep:
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jintleman: WAIT THAT WAS YOUR ACCOUNT!?
jintleman: YOU'RE @ JUSTIN_KITTIEBER !??
jintleman: I HAVE BEEN THERE SINCE DAY 1 YOONGI
jintleman: SUCH AN HONOUR TO KNOW YOU IN PERSON
meep: thanks
meep: but like what do i do now
famjoon: hmmmmm
famjoon: make one of these dramatic statements like 'i'm unstanning the belieber community,, the fandom is too toxic ☝️😢'
famjoon: yk the excuses some kpop stans often use idk
milkytae: how do you know-
meep: eh yk what i'll keep the account for a few more weeks, it has grown on me
kooknoir: this whole situation has me: shocked
jintleman: frfr
jimonchérie: BTW HOSEOK
jimonchérie: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT YUNSEOK TOLD ME TODAY
...
jimonchérie: ??hoseok???
jimonchérie: hoseok bro where are you
. . .
hobihobo: FUCK I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN
hobihobo: GODDAMN
hobihobo: guess i'll see mr. full moon next month
hobihobo: ..
hobihobo: or not
kooknoir: shut the fuck up
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(A/N: SIGH
WELCOME BACK BESTIES
IT'S BEEN A WHILE AND IM SO SORRY I HAD BEEN SO BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND SHIT I BARELY HAD ANY TIME TO UPDATE IM SO SORRYQJBQ
but at least i wrote this now at 2am<3
also i would like to explain yet again that none of the jokes i include in this fanfiction are supposed to be taken seriously, i genuinely don't mean to cause any harm or any kind of disrepect against the characters/mentioned people
because as i said, this is fiction, not real life, also to clarify this again: i don't ship any of the members romantically nor do i own the characters, this book is mainly used as a place where i can enhance my creativity and entertain the readers
(i don't want to go to jail,,, I'M SORRY JUSTIN BIEBER STANS)
