Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Lie Detector

Franky laughed. "I'm not sorry. Ever."

"That I know." You mumbled. "Anyway, did you have a REAL purpose for coming over here?"

"Nope. Except for maybe getting your attention of that." He said, pointing behind him. "I overheard their plans."

You turned around and looked back on deck where Franky was pointing. Behind him, Nami, Robin, and Chopper broke into the men's quarters and dragged Usopp out against his own will, him kicking and screaming in protest, letting loose a shit load of curse words to-boot.

"Oh wow. I see what you're talking about." You said with a wide-eyes straight face. ". . . That looks interesting. Imma go investigate." You concluded, handing the spyglass to Franky. "You look for threats now. I smell bidniss to take care of."

With that, you turned and walked up to the trio dragging Usopp around, which had gotten bigger, as some others came in to help.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME." Usopp yelled.

"No! We need you to play a game with us! You have to! It's gonna be fun!" Chopper exclaimed.

"Oh yeah IT SURE WILL BE." Usopp shouted sarcastically.

Sarcastically. The blue light on Usopp's wrist lit up and a loud piercing and obnoxious sound was let loose, causing everyone dragging him to let go and drop him while they covered their ears to block out the surprisingly agonizing screech. Hitting the deck, Usopp seemed immune to it as he stood up and backed up from the group, dusting off his pants.

"I never thought that would actually come in handy." He muttered.

"Well done. Good thinking on your part." You clapped, standing just behind him where he backed up.

He whipped around quickly, slightly startled by your presence. "Jesus! Don't fucking sneak up on me." He heaved. "Yeah. Thanks for that second buzzer. Comes in handy in that situation."

"Indeed. But I'm a little sad. I wanted to see that game they were going to play." You said with a smirk.

"Oh fuck not you too." Usopp said, backing away from you this time.

Nami and the others had already recovered from the screech and had set their sights on him again at this time.

"Oi! Don't go anywhere! We wanna play a game!" Nami yelled, pointing at him.

"NOPE." Usopp screeched, turning to bolt, but instead, ran directly into a firmly planted Zoro with crossed arms.

"Yep is what I think you mean. I'm intrigued. Let's play." Zoro said with a smirk.

The entire crew had gathered around Usopp, enclosing him in a circle of them. He looked up from the deck and the only word that passed through his mind was 'fuck.'

"You're just gonna question me again... aren't you?" Usopp asked.

"Yep." Everyone but you answered and nodded.

He whimpered and groaned, turning over and trying to just disappear and die at this point.

"This'll be interesting." You inwardly chuckled.

Everyone sat down in their circle format and started to just bombard him with pointless questions.

Luffy was first. "DO YOU LIKE FOOD." He yelled with the straightest face ever.

Usopp sat up with a confused expression. "Is this literally what my questions are going to consist of? Wow. What the fuck. Ok it's not that bad then I guess." He thought. "Yes..."

No buzzer. Truth. This pleased Luffy.

"You're so stupid." You chuckled, shaking your head at Luffy.

"Who's the coolest person here!" Chopper asked.