Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Really Bad Day

*Originally Published August 25th of 2013*

________Pre-Time Skip________

"YEOW!" You yelled, gripping your foot in your hands and hopping around on the other.

"_______! Are you okay?" Chopper asked, running over.

"Yeah, yeah, just stubbed my friggin toe. That's all." You said.

"Well, please be a bit more careful _______! We don't need you hurt." Chopper said.

"Sure thing!" You said, standing upright again.

You nodded to Chopper and left for a high part of the Thousand Sunny. You climbed up high and gazed out at the sea. It was a pretty sight. Maybe it could calm you from your crappy day. So far, it wasn't playing out to well. Waking up sucked, you ran into almost everything and burned yourself with water, Luffy stole more than half your food and now you rammed your foot on something. Today was seriously pissing you off. And just as if the bad day gods were giving you a present, Luffy appeared right in front of you on your perch, scaring you half to death and causing you to fall off backwards and hit the deck with your back hard.

"Oi _______! How're you doing?" Luffy yelled.

When you hit the deck, it completely knocked the air out of you and you were coughing up a storm trying to regain air in your lungs.

"You okay?" He asked.

When you finally caught your breath you glared at him with the most evil look you could possibly give.

"Well, considering I couldn't breathe for a minute or so, no, I am NOT okay!" You gasped.

"Oi Luffy! What the hell are you doing?" Sanji yelled, approaching him and bashing his head in. Chopper, Usopp, Nami, and Zoro had followed to see what was up.

"Owwww! I was just asking if she was okay!" Luffy said innocently.

"Dude! You just knocked the air out of her!" Zoro stated.

"I'm glad she recovered her air in time!" Chopper sighed.

"Here ________" Usopp said, offering you his hand.

You took it and got up from the ground. "Thanks, Usopp."

You made awkward eye contact with him for a bit, but quickly looked away before it got too awkward.

"Well, I'm going below deck to read now. I'll try and stay calm and out of places where I can hurt myself. Okay Chopper?" You said, looking at him.

"Right! Just go have a good read!" Chopper nodded.

As you were walking away, Nami called out to you.

"Wait _______!"

"What?" You asked.

"Well, um, are you feeling okay? You seemed to be having a bad day. You look tense."

"No, I'm honestly fine." You said.

"Are you sure? You've been acting weird today." Zoro added.

"If something's bothering you _______-chwan, I'm here to help~!" Sanji said, waving around like a pervert.

"Shut up" Robin said calmly, smacking him.

"Really, nothing's wrong. My day has been fine." You said, walking away and below deck.

Everyone else left to go and do something, trusting your words. Everyone left except Chopper and Usopp.

"I think she's lying. Everything doesn't look fine. What do you think Chopper?" Usopp asked.