Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Lie Detector

*Originally Published November 11th, 2014*

________Post-Time Skip________

"COMPUSLIVE LIAR." Chopper screeched, pointing a hoof at Usopp from across the dinner table.

"AM NOT YOU FLUFF BAG." Usopp retorted, pointing back with a not so impressive insult comeback.

"SEE THAT'S A LIE RIGHT THERE!" Chopper hollered, hopping onto the table to add drama to this stupid dispute.

"AUGH NO IM NOT!" Usopp yelled, slamming his head on the table in frustration.

You stood watching this with a poker face off to the side by the stove, wondering when they would cease fire. It was pointless really, and Chopper automatically won, since Usopp was already known to be a compulsive liar since you first met him. But, he had some pride, and he stood by the fact that he wasn't proudly. You shook your head, and finally decided to interject this pathetic display.

"ALRIGHT SHUT UP!" You yelled, slapping your hands down on the counter to draw their attention to you. "This yelling bullshit isn't solving anything at all! We already know the answer to the question here. We ALL do!" You emphasized, hinting at the obvious.

"Right!" Chopper said, nodding.

"Noooooo! Don't you dare-!" Usopp started.

"SHUT IT." You yelled again, interrupting their sentences. "Clearly, one of you has a persistent pride issue going on, so the only way this will work, is if I do this." You said, reaching down and pulling up a strange looking device with wires and pads hanging off it.

"What's that...?" Chopper and Usopp asked at the same time.

"It's a mini lie detector. I worked on it last week with Franky for various experiments. And Usopp, you're going to be my first subject because of all this bullshit going on right now." You informed, wiggling the device around in your hands.

Chopper grinned deviously at your idea, and looked at Usopp with an expression that read 'you're in for it now.' Usopp gulped loudly and didn't dare speak.

"Alright then. Let's put in on, shall we?" You said, breaking the silence and waltzing out from behind the counter with the lie detector in and approaching him.

"Fuckin' great..." Usopp mumbled under his breath, feeling his defeat come upon him before the day was even done.

"What was that?" You asked, setting the device down on the table.

"Nothing..." He answered, looking away with a slightly frustrated expression.

"Give me your wrist." You instructed, preparing to set up the device.

Reluctantly, he put his wrist out for you with a sigh, and with that, you took the device and strapped it around his wrist, the top of it being almost like the face of a watch, only there were two little lights in the glass instead. Four wires stuck out from the side of the detector, each of them having a small sticky pad on the end of them. You took these pads and stuck one on the arm the device sat on, right on his bicep, two on his chest, and one on his neck. He blushed a bit at the contact, but got over it fairly quickly.

"There. Done with that. Enjoy." You said.

"This sucks." Usopp mumbled, feeling slight discomfort from the pads on his body.

"Now, let me explain how this works. Every time you lie, the left light on your wrist will light up red and make a buzzing sound. Your goal is to not lie for the entire day, and for every time you lie, I'll put it on a counter to decide how much of a punishment you get for it." You said with an evil sort of smile.