Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Perfect Aim

*Originally Published October 26th of 2013*

________Pre-Time Skip________

You walked out onto the deck and sat on the Thousand Sunny's soft grass, falling backwards onto it and sighing deeply. The day was clear, beautiful, and warm. Laying there in your shorts and crop top felt like heaven. You could fall asleep any minute. A great day on the Straw Hat pirate's ship.

You, your name is _______, and you're indeed with the idiotic, but awesome Straw Hat pirate crew. You had an extremely smart-assed attitude, threw amazing punches, and you were on hell of a marksman. You had to compete with Usopp a lot. Almost everyday. Him being the main shooter and on a crew with at least one person that is always looking for a challenge, you were forced into competition a lot. It always resulted in a tie, no matter what. He was real hard to beat. Especially since you had a little "thing" for him. You had no idea why, but you were always attracted to the weird ones. You couldn't help it though. Your hormones were like "YAY!" and you were like "NAY!" but you soon agreed with them and it was all like "WOOOO!"

"Soon. I can tell someone's gonna come running out, screaming for another match up." You sighed.

"_______!!" Someone yelled.

"Yup. Someone wants me to shoot shit again."

"We found a good place for another shoot off! You and Usopp! NOW!" They yelled.

You sat up on the grass and looked over to where the voice was coming from. It was Luffy calling you, bouncing all over the place and pointing to an island.

"Do I have too?" You whined, falling back down.

"YEA! I want you too!" Luffy yelled.

"Noooooo." You groaned.

"HEY! Why said I was going to do this?! I'm busy! Get off me!" Usopp complained as he was being dragged out on deck by Chopper.

"C'mon! It'll be fun!" Chopper said.

"Hey man! You not up for this either?" You said, waving your hand.

"What? You mean she won't compete?!" Chopper asked, astonished.

"That's EXACTLY what I mean." You said bluntly, crossing your arms above your head. "I'm not doin' shit,"

"There, see? She doesn't want to do it either. Now stop pushing!" Usopp said.

"Awwwww, you guys suck! I wanna break the tie!" Luffy whined.

"Dude, Usopp was the marksman before I even showed up, making him better. Just cause I can shoot shit doesn't mean you have to throw me into competition everyday. You think I can replace him or something?" You asked smartly.

"We just wanna see who's better!" Chopper said.

"Does it matter?"

"YEAH!" Luffy and Chopper said together.

You felt the boat dock at the island they were talking about.

"We've docked, right?" You asked.

"Yeah..." Luffy said.

"Good. Now go." You said bluntly.

"What?" Chopper asked, confused.

You shot up into a sitting position with a black and red slingshot that you seemed to pull from nowhere.. "GIT OUTTA HERE! BEGON!" You yelled, shooting rapid fire at only Luffy and Chopper.

They screamed and ran, practically jumping off the boat and dashing off. You put the slingshot away and sighed, flipping back down on you stomach to relax.