Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Unnecessary Contact

*Originally Published November 12th of 2013*

________Pre-Time Skip________

It was a beautifully warm day on the Thousand Sunny. You were sitting on deck, napping lightly as seagulls flew overhead on the peaceful day. Sitting in your blue cropped sweater and shorts with the Straw Hat Pirates symbol on your belt made the weather feel perfect for a day to do nothing and relax. Thoughts rambled on through your head as you sat there. They were nothing in particular, just about a certain crew member that you liked. Usopp to be exact. You refused to tell anyone who it was though. That was info for you and you only. Luffy and Chopper would keep bugging you to tell, and eventually they would start poking you to tell. You absolutely hated it when people touched you. Not that you were... sensitive or anything. You just nearly rip off their hands when they poke you, so they run off and stop bugging you for the moment. This day in particular no one had come to bug you during your nap yet, so it was all good. Yet.

"HEY! _______! GET UP!" Luffy yelled bursting out the door and nearly scaring you to death.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT IM UP I SWEAR!" You screeched, tipping over and smashing your face onto the ground. Looking up with an angry expression, you eyed Luffy from your spot on deck. "What the HELL IS IT?!" You yelled.

"Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you!" Luffy apologised with an innocent grin. "I just wanted to make sure you were up. I want you to come play a game with me, Chopper, Brook, and Usopp!" He said cheerfully.

Chopper, Brook, and Usopp stepped outside behind Luffy with happy and hopeful looks on their faces. You sat up and looked at Luffy, still slightly angry at him for the rude awakening.

"Do I have to. Seriously. I was sleeping." You said blankly.

"_______! You sound like Zoro! Don't do this to meeee!" Luffy whined.

"No. I was relaxing."

"_______!" Luffy yelled your name, jumping down to the lawn and over to you. "PLAY WITH USSSS!" He said, grabbing you and pulling you into a weird rubber hug.

"You're such a kid! No!" You argued. Luffy kept bothering you no matter what you said. Eventually he resorted to poking you out of persistence. It wasn't until he poked your sides that you agreed. "FINE I'LL PLAY! JUST DON'T TOUCH ME!" You screamed, jerking away quickly at the poke, earning some strange looks from the others as blush crept up on your face.

"... What was that reaction?" Luffy questioned.

"Nothing! I agreed to play with you, didn't I?" You said evasively.

"Right! Awesome! _______'s gonna play guys!" Luffy exclaimed cheerfully, completely forgetting about his previous question.

Chopper and Brook were acting just as dense as Luffy was, jumping down with their gleeful expressions. Usopp however, was still standing there curiously. A little smirk crossed his face quickly before he came down with the others. You caught sight of it slightly and your blush deepened, hoping that he was just pissing around and was truly as oblivious as the others.

"So what do want to play so badly. Must've been something good if you were willing to scream and poke at me to play." You said grumpily, getting up as the blush left your face.

"I want us to plaaaaayyyy... TAG!" Luffy said happily.

"...What. Just, tag." You said, starting to fume slightly. "Is that seriously it."

"BUT! There are conditions! The person who's it has to be blindfolded, and can't take it off unless they tag someone!" Luffy explained, grinning.

"So.... basically hardcore marco polo on land." You stated. "I guess I'll play."