Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Lie Detector

"Punishment? WHY?!" Usopp asked, feeling slightly pissed and scared at the same time.

"Because that would also mean your initial statement from before was wrong. 'I don't lie' is what you said if I'm correct?" You said with a smirk.

"OH that's just greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat." Usopp exasperated sarcastically.

The moment he finished that sentence, an extremely loud screech was heard and made him jump nearly four feet out of his own pants.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

You laughed. "I forgot to mention, I also modified this one to make a really obnoxious sound every time someone is being sarcastic, as it is also a lighter form of lying~! Oh, and the right light turns blue as well!"

"You... suck... So much right now."

"I know~!" You teased. "Now go out and have fun~! Try not to lie!"

"Yeah, I'll do that." He grumbled, turning around and stalking out the door with an angry sort of stride.

"_______, you're eeevil!" Chopper noted.

"Ain't I?" You giggled. "Today is gonna be SO interesting~!"

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Standing on the railing of the ship, you were looking out for obstacles with a spyglass before you turned at yells of frustration behind you. You were right. Today was interesting. The moment Usopp stepped outside that kitchen was the moment the ENTIRE CREW began to spam him with constant questions ranging from ridiculous to serious things. And the best part was, he had to answer truthfully, or that god forsaken buzzer would go off, and give you your first tally on your chart of lies.

"STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS GOD DAMMIT!" Usopp yelled angrily, stomping off across the ship.

Some of the crew followed behind him persistently.

"I SAID NO." Usopp repeated, opening the door to the men's quarters and slamming it shut loudly.

You giggled at how angry he was. It was just bloody hilarious. You felt a bit mean for it though.

"Oi _______! How's it going?" Franky greeted you happily, walking up you your position on the railing.

"Ah, not bad!" You responded, snapping your spyglass back down to size and hopping off.

"Yo, you the one that gave him the lie detector?" He asked, being quite good at finding the product of your works.

You giggled. "Yep~!"

"You are sooooo mean!" Franky laughed. "But he's pretty pissed about it. You ever wonder if he'll get mad at you and refuse to speak to you for like... a week?"

"Psh, naw. He won't get mad at meeeee. I'm too awesome." You reassured smartly.

"Riiiiight. But what if he did? Aren't you afraid of that? Hmmmmmm~?" He persisted.

"What are you trying to get a Franky..." You started, catching onto his weird behavior.

"Well, wouldn't it be devastating if the man you loved started to hate you~?" He finished.

Your eyes widened and you gave him a cross look. "Who the fuck told you?!" You scolded in a hushed voice, extending your spyglass again just to whack him over the head with it.

Franky laughed at you. "Obvious signs!"

"For fuck sakes! You're always the one to find out my shit! You suck!" You pouted, snapping your spyglass back and turning away from him.