Link & Champions Group Chat

Ravioli-19 (Part 2)

Zelda: Sweet Hylia have mercy on my soul...

Revali: She should. How many times did Link practice his offensive and defensive skills with you?

Zelda: OMG

Revali: You did seen a bit thicc the last time we met so... are you...

Zelda: FOR CRYIFNS OUFH LOUS REVALIA PLEASHD SHUD UP

Revali: Revalia... hey, I like that. Make sure to name your child after that name

Zelda: Ffffff

Revali: 😇😇😇

Zelda: Just... whatever, I'm too tired to even try.. just tell me... what the girls were doing at your place

Revali: Mipha brought me soup and Urbosa...

Zelda: 🤨

Revali: She.

Zelda: Come on..

Revali: Sheeee

Zelda: DAMN IT REVALI QUIT STALLING

Revali: She read me bedtime stories

Zelda: ....

Revali: My mom was out of town and I can't sleep without hearing her stories

Zelda: .....

Revali: :)

Zelda: Okay... and...?

Revali: Don't worry. Urbosa wouldn't survive a Rito mating ritual. They're bloody brutal.

Zelda: I'm actually scared right now...

Revali: Anyway, turns out my whole village is now sick. Supposedly it's my fault.

Zelda: What are you talking about?

Revali: Basically anyone that looks at me, gets instantly sick. Oh, and they act like a couple of cringey saltbags

Zelda: ....

Revali: It was kinda fun honestly. The folks were arguing and fighting all week

Zelda: This is just...

Revali: I didn't think it would affect other species though

Zelda: Wait, so that means...?

Revali: HAHA YES I'M POPULAR

Zelda: There has to be a way to stop this, right???

Revali: I don't know... even if there was..  I think this world needs a change....

Zelda: REVALI

Revali: Alright alright... selfish brat

Zelda: EXCUSE ME YOU SICK LITTLE PIECE OF SH-

Revali: Ooo, Princess was about to curse!!!

Zelda: AHHH I HOPE I DON'T HAVE IT NOW

Revali: They grow so fast 🥺🥺🥺

(Daruk is back online)

Revali: Yo. It's the big man himself

Daruk: Yo.

Revali: Yooo

Zelda: ...

Revali: What's up???

Daruk: Oh, nothing much. I knocked Link out.

Zelda: Nawi@ ^#& ×(÷ Lw  vx uN #&#(@

Revali: That's awesome

Daruk: He was about to kill himself with the Master Sword

Zelda: REVALI WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SICKNESS

Revali: Ehh, suicidal desires? Maybe he was hungry but Mipha locked him out of the house

Daruk: Anyway, I'm heading back to their place now

Zelda: Aren't you feeling... sick Daruk? No headaches... pain...?

Daruk: Not one bit. Why would I be sick?

Zelda: Becuase...

Revali: Supposedly all of Hyrule caught Ravioli-19

Daruk: Damn. I only heard about that in legends

Revali: See? Even he acknowledges that I'm a legend :D

Daruk: My folks always drank liquid gold mixed with chunks of diamond in case of catching the disease

Zelda: That's suicide

Daruk: Probably why we never get sick lol

Revali: Now that you mention it, Mipha's Eggsoup actually made me better.. after a second serving

Daruk: Well, just make several billion servings of that and we'll get everyone on their feet

Revali: Or you can say "All hail the magnificent and beautiful lord Revali"

Daruk: Or that

Zelda: I'd rather die

Revali: Nice

Daruk: Nice

Zelda: I'm... I don't feel so well.. I need to...

(Zelda has gone offline)

Revali: Haha were gonna need to look for a new Princess now

Daruk: That's tough

Revali: Hey, how is Link by the way?

Daruk: He keep mumbling about his underwater adventures with Mipha

Revali: Adventures

Daruk: Then he keeps moaning "yes Mipha"

Revali: XD I'm gonna choke here

Daruk: Welp, I'm their place here. I guess we'll get cracking at that Eggsoup

Revali: Send me some. I'm hungry

Daruk: No worries

(Daruk has gone offline)

(Revali has gone offline)

(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: I WANT TO HAVE REVALI'S BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN

(Daruk is back online)

Urbosa: ...

Daruk: Welcome to screenshot city baby :)

Urbosa: ..

Daruk: Drunk on Noble Pursuits again?

(Urbosa has left Champion's Hangout)

Daruk: Revali's gonna get a bang out of this one

(Daruk has gone offline)