fulton reed
what type of markets do dogs avoid? flee markets.
dean portman
why is grass so dangerous? it's full of blades.
guy germaine
why did the scarecrow win an award? he was outstanding in his field.
charlie conway
why are ghosts such bad liars? you can see right through them.
adam banks
why is it so windy inside a sports arena? all those fans.
connie moreau
what happens when a frogs car dies? he'll need a jump. if that doesn't work, he has to get it toad.
julie gaffney
why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? in case he got a hole in one.
luis mendoza
why do seagulls live by the sea? because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
les averman
what did the drummer call his twin daughters? anna one, anna two.
jesse hall
what do you call cheese that isn't yours? nacho cheese.
dwayne robertson
what do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? a father-in-law.
kenny wu
what kind of shoes do robbers wear? sneakers.
gunnar stahl
what kind of music do mummies listen to? wrap music.
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fool for ya | tmd preferences and headcanons
Fanfiction"are we ducks or what?" in which i, the author, write preferences and headcanons for our favorite hockey players, the mighty ducks.
