HER PERFECT DISGUISE

CHAPTER 2

Okay before we start, I would just love to announce that most of the povs will be fiona's..... Except if I change it.

( smiles sheepishly) um.... Pls enjoy.

Okay, I have been walking around for over one hour and only a store has vacancy..... But it was a job for a girl.

Of course I know am a girl u dimwit..... But am dressed as a dude so....... Am back to square one.

Just then, I heard a noise. A low rumbling noise that was coming from...

My stomach?

Its just then I realized I was starving. Funny I have never felt hunger before. I walk into the nearest food store. Might as well eat.

I would just take my chances and hope I don't end up with diarrhea after eating the food.

When I walked in, a woman in her mid fifties, probably the owner was yelling at a waiter. Well it all ended with the waiter getting fired.

I guess this may be my chance to continue my job hunting. I adjusted my clothes making it a little folded. I have to make her think am a man or dude...... Whatever am disguised as.

"Hello miss" I say in a little deep voice. Wrong move. I don't think I can keep up with that. Switching back to my old voice, I have done enough disguise already and if you know how much I cried the day I cut my hair, you are gonna agreed with me.

" yes what do you want" she asked sizing my appearance. I don't know how Jackson managed to help me secure faded clothes that were decent and did not smell like sweat from 300 BC.

" I was just wondering if you need a new waiter, I can clean, I can do dishes and am really nice to customers " I said.

Scratch that, I have never washed a dish in my entire life but I usually help my nanny so I think I will do great...... After breaking a dozen of her plates. Don't worry am a fast learner.

" what is your name? " she asked

" fi...... Freddy..... My name is Freddy. " I said. Seriously? Of all the names in planet earth I had to choose my ex..... Being me sucks.

"You said you can wash, clean, right" she asked sounding bored.

"Yes ma" I said..... Oh this is gonna suck.

"Okay..... I guess since I like your name you are hired...... But no stealing "she said.

"Yes mam thanks mam" I replied bowing slowly. Freddy was actually helpful towards me for once in his life..... Wow. Well technically his name but oh well.

"Are tiu gonna stand there or are you gonna go attend to table five" the woman's harsh voice said.

So seriously starting now. Geez this woman is greedy.

I grabbed a pen and notepad and rushed towards table five? Where the hell is table five. A kind waitress pointed it out to me if not I would have been fired on my first day when I spent barely one hour.

At least I have good news..... I don't have diarrhea. Surprise. My stomach is awfully sensitive.

"Yo. We are hungry. Get us something to eat. I hope the food tastes as good as the name of this place" a guy shouted. Obviously they were four and they all came in a cool sports car. The model that went out of my league about a year ago.

I snort and walk towards their table. Cocky jerks....... Cocky handsome jerks.

Stupid brain. "What the heck are you thinking you are a boy remember? " someone said inside me.

I guess it was god. Oh come on I must be sick. I haven't visited the place called church since I was six and here I am talking about god.

The powerful king up there must probably have important documents to fill rather than help a teenage mess like myself ogle after boys.

It must probably be the devil. Geez. I get it am stupid.

I walk slowly towards the table. Remember when I said they were handsome? I was wrong. They looked more like Greek gods in their t shirts and trousers.

God must have been exceedingly happy when he was creating them. They looked like a peice of artwork. I caught sight of one of them eyes.

God! He has emerald eyes that makes me wanna keep staring at them. They looked like models that were supposed to be locked in a glass window so people will pay heavily to take a look at their face.

Its not fair. They are so cute.

" hey your waiter is drooling. " one if then said and the rest of them burst out in laughter. I went beet red. Stupid me. I haven't realized I was staring at them for that long.

I snap out of my thoughts. "What would you guys like to drink.?" I say breaking my gaze off them.

"Did you guys see how he was staring at us? . I guess we are too cute even gays can't resist us. " another said ignoring my questions.

They all burst into laughter again.
Okay first ewwwwww. And second, who the hell do they think they are to call me gay?

"I am not gay" I say protesting.

"I understand.... Its okay but we are not your type. " another says and they laugh again.

The entire restaurant began to stare at us. I felt myself going irritated gradually. I have never felt so embarrassed in my life.

I take back everything I said about them being handsome earlier. They are just a bunch if dickheads that are supposed to have their mouth and face stuffed with cement.

They were laughing hard now and I felt anger creep slowly into me.

"Are you guys gonna shut that hole in your face you call a mouth and order, or are you gonna keep behaving like three year olds. " I say and cover my mouth quickly.

That voice in my head said" you are out" yup. Certainly the devil.

Hey. Um. Long chapter. See you in chapter three.

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