Jaune nodded and brought a cheap camera out from his bag
Jaune:Yeah, I got my dollar store camera ON.
Emerald stiffiled a laugh
Emerald; world star? Who uses world star?
Mercury: more accurately, who uses dollar store cameras to record someone?
Another man walks out from behind the counter
Manager: what's the fucking situaaaaaaaaation
Jaune turned to face him
Jaune: what the fuck do you want?
Manager: I'm the mother fucking M A N A G E R
Jaunes eyes widened
Jaune; at the bread store?
Manager: B R E A D
Summer chuckled
Summer: oh my god what even is this?!
Qrow looked at his bottle of whiskey
Qrow: there's either some serious shit in this or this video is bat shit crazy.
Jaune points at sun
Jaune: tell him to take the mother fucking gluten out the bread!
The man put his hands up to silence Jaune
Manager: I'm gonna need you to shut that bullshit up Chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
Jaune threw his hands up in the air
Jaune: Why put it in in the first place! I know y'all smoking that pack.
Sun attempted to give Jaune a box of crackers
Sun: we got crackers, no gluten
Jaune: Fuck crackers.
Winter sighed
Winter: I missed the intelligent versions of the arc boy, this is just, sad.
Ironwood nodded
Ironwood: a few stupid people arguing about bread.
Sun slammed his head against the counter
Sun: it's gluten free, u want the gluten or Na?
Jaune shook his head
Jaune: hell Na, u better take that gluten out that dam shit.
The manager brought out a box
Manager: Look we got whole wheat, gluten free, Texas toast, gluten free T O R T I L L A S
Blake: why so, specific?
Sun wheezed a bit
Sun: what even is Texas toast!
Jaune: fuck all that, what bitchass country are you all from, where they got this bullshit at?
Sun answered rather sarcastically
Sun: Florida
Jaune: I knew it.
Sun rolled his eyes
Sun: look take this yeast, or I'm calling the police.
Jaune shook his head
Jaune: Na I'm going W E A S T
Neptune laid back in his chair
Neptune: what the fuck is Weast? What the fuck is any of this! I'm so fucking confused!
The manager put his arm up
Manager: Na Dont call the police, I got a warrant.
Jaune: Honestly fuck y'all, I ain't ever seen nobody act like this over some bread.
Ruby: but you started it!
The manager and sun looked back and forth at each other
Manager: what the fuck are you saying?
Jaune: I'm saying, fuck your bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck the crackers.
Sun handed Jaune the crackers
Sun: what if the crackers don't have gluten?
Jaune nodded
Jaune: Alright I'll take those
Weiss: THAT WORKED?
Sun: alright that's gonna b-
Jaune began to walk out of the store
Jaune: fuck that I ain't paying
He walked out, leaving a dumbfounded manager and sun
Sun: I want a raise
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
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