Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Unnecessary Contact

"YEAH!" Luffy cheered. "1 2 3 NOT IT!" He added quickly, touching his nose.

The others followed quickly and you barely even got a chance to process his words.

"DAMN IT!" You cursed.

"HA! _______'S IT!" Chopper laughed.

"Don't rub it in or I won't play at all!" You said, snatching away the blindfold and putting it on. "I'm not having any fun right now. I wish i was still napping." You added under your breath.

"Yohohoho! You will be having fun soon! There's obstacles everywhere too!" Brook said.

"WHAT?! Oooooohhh my god. I am going to trip and fall so many times. Hell, I'm going to break something." You said, face palming.

"Knowing you, you'll be fine." Usopp reassured. "Just take note of the ones in the air." He added.

"Gee thanks." You said sarcastically. "Let's just play now."

"Okay! GO GUYS GO!" Luffy yelled.

Behind the blindfold, you sensed everyone quickly spreading out across the ship and away from you. By ear, you couldn't tell who it was, but you could tell where the bodies were. You had amazing senses when you concentrated hard enough. Even your sixth sense was better than anyone else's by word of the Straw Hat crew. It was almost as if you had an extra eye, making usual feuds in the dark easy for you because you can sense the enemies presence. But right now, you were just to bummed, pissy, annoyed, and flustered to even use your sixth sense properly, so you just found them out by ear for the moment.

"Alright, I know one of you assholes are over here." You said, running at the swing. Luffy was there, standing on it while swinging back and forth. He saw you coming and quickly jumped away which lead to the swing hitting you and causing you to fall backwards. "WHY YOU!" You snarled, charging in another direction. Before you caught up to him, you tripped on something round. A ball? Whatever it was, you hit the floor once again.

Everyone started snickering, that much you heard. You leaned on the side railing and breathed deeply.

"Your sixth sense not working?" Luffy laughed.

"SHUT UP!" You yelled, concentrating harder.

As you attempted to focus and calm down from your raging mood, you didn't quite know what was going on because of the blindfold. What Brook decided to do was 45 degrees, right over top of you. He leaned right over you as you unknowingly sat there. Everyone else was peeing themselves with laughter, trying hard to hold it in.

"What's so funny?" You asked.

"45 DEGREES! YOHOHOHOHO!" Brook chortled, jumping back and running away while everyone else laughed hard.

You had ever so slightly snapped, but not in a bad way. A devious smirk spread across your face as you changed to a quick crouch position. "Oh, so that how it is, Brook." You said.

Finally, you brought yourself to have some fun. Your sixth sense kicked in, and you locked onto Brook without sight. At an amazing speed, you bolted up and forward from the ground at Brook. Obstacles on the ground were no problem because you were in the air, but it was the string traps that would be a problem. Not really. Quickly as ever you spread your arms and darted through the thin string trap straight at Brook. All you heard was him yell in surprise as you landed swiftly next to him with your hand on his shoulder. Your grin was as wide as ever as you removed the blindfold from your face. "You're it." You said cockily, handing him the blindfold.

"WOOOO! SUGOI!" Chopper cheered.

"That was so cool!" Luffy added.

"I think I'm having fun now." You said, walking off as Brook still stood there, dumbfounded at your efforts.