Creative Block- A Sander Sides Script!

Part 1

Thomas: You got anything Patton?

Patton: Hm, give me a second...

Thomas: Roman?

Roman: Honestly all good puns and dad jokes are on Patton! All my good jokes are much more elaborate!

Patton: Oh hey! Get it?

*Silence*

Patton: You know? Hey Thomas!

Thomas: What?

Patton: Pay up!

Thomas: What??

Patton: You know? I said give me a second! But you didn't give me anything!

*The others glance at each other. Virgil pulls his hood down with a low growl.

Logan: I... while I appreciate your enthusiasm Patton, I don't think that will work very well.

Roman: *looking at his nails like Janus* not to mention it's hard to deliver to a camera.

Patton: Yeah, I didn't think that would work. Who's up next!

Virgil: Can we maybe... like... think this through a little more?

Roman: That's what we're doing right now, Panic at the everywhere!

Logan: Hold on... Virgil?

Virgil: Hm?

Logan: Is everything ok?

*Virgil's eyes are wide as he glances around. He grits his teeth.*

Virgil: *under breath* I don't know.

Logan:... Alright, Thomas, Virgil, take some deep breaths.

*There's quiet for a moment. Roman looks highly unimpressed and irritated.*

Virgil: ... I... something is just off. And it's too chaotic I guess. *He scratches the back of his neck.*

Roman:*Loudly* When is it not chaotic here?

Patton: Roman!

Virgil: Well, sorry I'm a little on edge today!

Roman: Well, I'm sorry you think I don't have personal opinions on how we spend our time!

*There's some overlapping arguing for a moment. Logan clears his throat loudly. Everything goes quiet.*

Logan: Let's continue. Does anyone else have any ideas?

Thomas: Well... What about you Logan?

Logan: I'm glad you asked, Thomas. Like any good thesis, you need to capture attention! A story would take much too long, and claiming a strong opinion right off the bat may not be the best way to keep viewers around. My suggestion would be a quote or a fun fact!

Thomas: Oh hey! That sounds pretty good!

Roman: However, we would need to say something funny about the quote itself, otherwise, it will be boring, or too deep.

Virgil: Also, it better be an actually interesting fact.

Patton: I'm sure it will be! Do you have an example for us Logan?

Logan: Of course! The genetic condition known as Tetrachromacy is a condition in which a person has a fourth type of color cone in their eye. Due to how it is passed down, only biological females can-

Roman: Ok, stop there. Too boring.

Patton: Come now Roman, I think it's pretty interesting!

*Patton makes eye contact with Roman who looks very angry. Just before Patton retreats, Romans's face softens way too much. Patton looks confused.*

Roman: Oh, dear Patton, you don't need to be nice. Logan is used to being told how much of a party pooper he is.

*Thomas and Virgil look equally terrified. Patton is shooketh, Roman is smirking, and Logan looks like he's going to scream.*

Patton: Hey now, Roman...

Roman: What, are you really going to try to say I'm wrong? Don't you remember last episode? You cut him out! We didn't think he was useful.

Patton: *On the verge of tears* That's- *He looks between Logan and Roman. Intense music plays for a second before it's cut short*

Virgil: That's it. Thomas, you have to say something.

Thomas: Huh? What?

Virgil: About Roman! It's obvious at this point! It's not Roman!

Thomas: Are you saying...

Logan: Yes, Thomas. Reveal him so we may clear up this mess.

Thomas: Right! Deceit show yourself!

Roman: You didn't ask nicely.

Thomas: ...Please?