Short Snippets

Do I look like a Magician?

Harry sat across the table from his lawyer who was currently reading through the document that he handed to him, shifting and tensing up in the stifling silence while the look on the latter's face seem to distort more and more in shock. He eventually broke the silence with a desperate plea "Can you fix it Jimmy?" "Fix it? It says here that you were loud and agressive both before and after the alcohol" "I had a bad day and a glass too many" "You were resisting and making a scene when the guards came to escort you out." "I hadn't finished my drink yet, not to mention I couldn't very well leave and drive that drunk." "You sexually assaulted one of the guards?" "They were using force and in attempt to push them back and I ... accidentally grabbed his schlong." The lawyer put the document down and leabed back in his chair as he slowly massaged his temple.

He leaned forward in his seat as if resting on the table would make his plea more likely to be granted. "Please tell me that you can make this go away." "This is a class action lawsuit Harry. If this were to make it to a courtroom, the jury would hack you to pieces on sight." Harry groaned and held his hands in his face before releasing a loud groan. "You graduated from Harvard, you have to be able to do something." "Forget Harvard, I'd need a certificate from Hogwarts to be able to bail you out of this." With that, Harry's head slumped down to the table with a thump. "My father is going to be furious."

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I pulled this whole thing out for that joke and I'm not entirely sure if it was worth it. It still tickles me though "I'm not a wizard, Harry" 

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